-=The Last Fantasy=- 榮譽出品 本字幕僅供學習交流，嚴禁用於商業途徑
-=TLF字幕組=- 翻譯：不識廬山 nknymphet 校對：bleache
&& -=TLF字幕組=- 翻譯：不識廬山 nknymphet 校對：bleache
(monkey chatters)
(lion roars)
(jungle animal sounds continue)
(thunder booms)
(lioness grunts)
(car engine revving)
(car speeds away)
&&
(film projector running)
片名：《金剛不壞》 (film projector running)
片名：《金剛不壞》
(car speeds by)
(tires screech)
(car horn honks)
等會兒，我得上去！ BUTTERFLY: Hold on, I gotta come up!
我憋不住，得上個廁所 I've gotta take the world's biggest fucking piss.
我們不能遲到！ JUNGLE JULIA: We can't be late!
當然不會！ We won't!
德克薩斯州 奧斯丁
誰身上還有？ Who's... who's holding?
你如果沒有就沒人會有了 If you're not, then nobody.
我們還希望你身上能有點呢 We were kind of hoping you were.
- 是啊，你怎麼也抽完了？ - 老天，香娜 - Yeah. How are you not holding? - Jesus Christ, Shanna.
去你媽的，幹嘛每次出門 都要我給你們提供大麻 It is not my fucking job to supply y'all with weed when we go out.
哇， 哇， 哇，哇，親愛的 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, little lady.
你這麼容易就生氣了 你不覺得麼？ You're gettin' angry kind of quick, don't you think?
我只是和你說著玩的! I was just teasin' you!
我沒生氣 I'm not angry. It just would be nice
只要你們別他媽每次都指望著我 if y'all didn't just count on me all the fucking time
偶爾也能給我一兩次驚喜就好了 and surprise me every once in a while with pot.
好吧, 真是個小氣的女人 Okay, mean girl in a high school movie.
你惱夠了沒有？ Are you through having a tantrum?
我惱什麼呀惱 I'm not having a tantrum.
還說沒有,你上車這才兩秒鐘 Yes, you are. You've been in the car all of two seconds,
就開始咒我了 and you're already cursing at me.
我可沒有咒你 I am not cursing at you.
你說「老天，香娜」 You said "Jesus Christ, Shanna,"
而且在你說完話之前 and then before the sentence was over
你甩了一個「他媽的」來強調你的不爽 you threw a "fucking" in there to emphasize your irritatedress
好了，別吵了 等會兒我來買單好了 Come on, don't fight. I'll pay for it when we get some.
首先，這不是錢的問題 我倆前世就是冤家 One, it is not about the money. It is about the pain in the ass of scoring.
其次，我們並沒有真的吵 And two, we're not really fighting.
阿琳，你難道忘記了 跟她出門是什麼樣子了嗎？ Arlene, you've forgotten what hanging out with Jungle Julia is like.
沒什麼的 That wasn't a fight.
她就這樣像個脾氣暴躁的母狗 That was Julia acting like a grumpy bitch
我就故意逗她，其實這也正是她想要的 and me calling her on it and indulging her at the same time.
要不是這樣，這麼多年怎麼過得下來 That's how we tolerate each other after all these years.
噢！廣告牌！ Oh! Billboard!
(girls cheer)
我們去哪？ So, what's the plan, man?
去古埃羅享受瑪格麗塔酒和墨西哥菜 Margaritas and Mexican food at Guero's.
你給拉菲爾打過電話告訴他我們要去麼？ Did you call Rafael and tell him we're coming?
- 當然 - 你太可愛了 - Of course. - You're so good.
當然 I know.
對了，克裡斯汀·西蒙森來麼？ Okay, is Christian Simonson gonna be there?
傻瓜也知道他會來... 還有耶西·萊特曼 You bet your ass he is... with Jesse Letterman.
克裡斯汀·西蒙森， 那個電影製作人也來這裡了 Christian Simonson, the filmmaker, is in town.
他對朱莉婭很有那麼點意思 He's got a big thing for Julia.
如果真的是那樣 他應該要給我打電話 If he had a big thing for me, he'd fucking call me,
多來這裡幾趟 as opposed to disappearing for six months,
而不是消失了六個月 and he'd get his ass down here more often than he does.
在我生日的時候才只有一個電話而已 And on my birthday he'd give me a fucking phone call.
噢，廣告牌！ Oh, billboard!
(girls cheer)
(cheering)
(laughs)
你用你的兩條腿把他那麼一夾 Yeah, but you get those legs of yours around him,
不就什麼都搞定了嘛 and it's all over.
他給我住的那套山頂的房子 你哪天看到我開始重新裝修了 Yeah, well, when I'm redecorating his house in the hills that I am also living in,
你就知道這招產生效果了 I'll let you know it worked.
好了，去古埃羅享受瑪格麗塔酒和墨西哥菜 So, margaritas and Mexican food at Guero's,
跟克裡斯和耶西聯繫 告訴他們之後的安排 touch base with Chris and Jesse, tell them about later,
讓他們一定得來 and make damn sure they come.
其他人會在德州紅辣椒酒店等我們 Those other guys'll be waiting for us at the Texas Chili Parlor.
倒霉，說到那個什麼... Oh, shit. Speaking of which...
你和耐特昨晚過得怎麼樣？ what happened with you and Nate last night?
哎，你知道麼，沒什麼 我們就見了一面 Well, you know, not much. We just fucking met each other.
如果你不給他們點顏色看看 他們就不會怕你 If you don't bust their balls a little bit, they're never gonna respect you.
好啦，你們沒做的事情我們都清楚了 Okay, we're pretty clear on what it is you didr't do.
說說你們做過的事情吧 How about enlightening us on what it is you did do?
噢，真是不值得一提 Oh, nothing to write home about.
我們就在沙發上親熱了２０分鐘 We just made out on the couch for about 20 minutes.
穿衣服，半裸還是全裸？ Dressed, half-dressed, or naked?
穿戴整齊，我說了我們只是親熱 並沒做那事 Dressed. I said we made out. We didn't do "the thing."
喔，拜託，「那事」是什麼事？ Oh, excuse me for living, but what is "the thing"?
差不多什麼都可以用它來代替 You know, it's everything but.
他們管那叫「那事」？ They call that "the thing"?
是我這麼叫的 I call it "the thing."
男人喜歡「那事」嗎？ Do guys like "the thing"?
總比沒「沒事」要好吧 They like it better than "no thing."
(girls laugh)
好了，回頭再說你做的那些事情 Okay, I wanna get back to what it is you did do.
你和耐特就一直坐在沙發上親熱，是麼？ So you're making out on the couch with Nate, right?
完全正確 Correct.
誰的沙發？他的？ 還是你酒店房間的？ Whose couch? His or the one in your hotel room?
我傻嗎？我的啦 What am I, stupid over here? Mine.
你們親熱的時候是坐著還是躺著？ Were you making out sitting up or lying down?
剛剛開始是坐著，然後慢慢就躺下了 We started sitting up, we worked our way to lying down.
情況變得複雜了，誰在上面？ Hmm. The plot thickens. Who was on top?
我跨坐他在身上 I was straddling him.
然後呢？ What else?
僅此而已 我們就在沙發上親熱了一會兒 That was it. So we made out for a little while on the couch...
然後我說，「我想要去睡覺了 你也早點休息吧」 and I said, "Okay, I'm gonna go to bed now, so it's time for you to leave."
於是他開始哀叫說「現在麼？」 And then he starts to whine, "Oh, right now?"
接著我說，「是的，現在，再見吧」 And I said, "Yup, right now. Let's go."
他又說「等等，這算什麼？」 我說不行 And he says, "Wait, what about this?" And I said no.
他說，「我什麼都還沒說呢 你就說不行 He said, "What do you mean? You don't know what I'm gonna say."
我說，「我已經知道你想說什麼 但是我的答案是，不」 I said, "I already know what you're gonna say, and the answer's no."
他說，「你怎麼可能知道我想要說什麼？」 He said, "Well, how can you say you know what I'm gonna say?"
我又說，「因為你會說，『我們一起睡吧 And I said, "Because you're gonna say, 'Let's just go to sleep together.
又不會怎麼樣 'We don't gotta do nothing.
只是依偎在一起 'Just cuddle, sleep next to each other,
第二天早上一起醒來』」 wake up in the morning together."'
「不行，你必須走... 我們明天見」 "No. You're gonna leave... but I'll see you tomorrow."
哈，去他的耐特 Yeah, fuck Nate.
我的意思是，他還真是可愛 I mean, he's cute and all,
不過耶西·萊特曼 會為她著迷的 but Jesse Letterman is gonna be all over her.
記住... 絕不能和他們一起過夜 Remember... no hookin' up tonight.
可以和他們一起玩 可以和他們親熱 You can hang out with them, you can make out with them,
但絕對不能和他們一起過夜 but no hookin' up with them,
因為今晚我們要去約翰遜湖 because we are driving to Lake L.B.J. Tonight,
我老爸明確表明了他的立場 and my daddy's pretty clear about one thing...
他說，「我允許你和你的姐妹們到 我的湖邊的房子去玩 He said, "I am lettin' you and your girlfriends stay at my lake house,
但不歡迎那些想跟我女兒上床的色狼」 not you and a bunch of horny boys trying to get their fuck on with my daughter."
- 你老爸這樣說話？ - 是的 - Your dad talks like that? - Hell yeah.
不過他總歸會知道的 And it's not like he ain't gonna know, either,
當我和姐妹們穿著比基尼 住在湖邊別墅的時候 because when I'm staying at the lake house with my girlfriends in our bikinis,
老爸經常就會突然出現 問我們是否還缺些什麼 Daddy just has a tendency to pop up and make sure we don't need anything.
(girls laugh)
他完全沒有惡意而且非常可愛 Look, he's totally harmless and cute as a bug's ear!
一想到有一大群半裸的姑娘 But you know, when he's got a bunch of half-naked poontang
在他湖邊屋的地板上走來走去 But you know, when he's got a bunch of half-naked poontang
在他湖邊屋的地板上走來走去
walking the floor of his lake house, 在他湖邊屋的地板上走來走去
他就會想過來看看 看我們是否還需要什麼其他的東西 he just likes to pay us a visit and make sure we got everything we need.
如果哪個不要臉的挑逗他 And if you flirt shamelessly with him,
就像後座那個六英尺高的小長頸鹿一樣 like the six-foot baby giraffe in the backseat,
她就會永遠擁有一隻寵物狗了 you got a puppy dog for life.
我和本的有我們自己的感情 I have my own relationship with Ben,
你只是在妒嫉 因為你得不到 and you're just jealous 'cause it don't include you.
你直接叫她老爸 「本」？ You call her dad "Ben"?
這是他的名字啊，我又不是小孩了 I'm not a child. That's his name.
好吧，男人們什麼時候來？ So, when are the boys showing up?
他們在紅辣椒酒店那兒等我們 They're gonna meet us at the Chili Parlor.
也許他們會帶一些大麻 Maybe they can bring some pot.
去他媽的，不要 Fuck that. No.
第一，我可不想依靠那幫狗日的 I don't wanna be either A, depending on their fucking ass,
第二，還是不想依靠他們 or B, depending on their ass.
恩，如果我們不自己去弄來 Uh-uh. If we don't score ourselves,
那我們一晚上都得和他們呆在一起 we're gonna be stuck with them all fucking night.
噢！找找拉娜－弗蘭克 (exhales) Ooh! Try Lanna-Frank.
你這一天就出了這麼一個好主意 Best idea you had all day.
噢，看！這可是到古埃羅前 你的的最後一個廣告牌了! Oh, hey! That's your last billboard before Guero's!
噢，拜託，讓我休息一會兒 Oh, come on, give me a break.
拜託你個鬼啊！ 我們說過每個都要叫的 Oh, come on, my ass! We said every time.
好吧 Okay.
(girls cheer)
&&
朱莉, 給我抽一口 BUTTERFLY: Jules, let me get a drag.
謝了 Thanks.
(people chattering)
(car engine stuttering)
(car engine revs)
(revving)
(tires screech)
(car speeds away)
(people giggling, chattering)
喔，上帝啊 GIRL: Oh, my God.
嗨，這是...我以前的校友，阿琳 Hey, this is... and I's U.T. Days, Arlene.
嘿 MARC Y, BUTTERFLY: Hey.
- 要和我們一起麼？ - 坐一會，我那邊還有幾個朋友 - You wanna join us? - For a second, but I'm with some friends.
哦... Ooh...
哦，你應該...應該就是... So, you must be... must be...
你應該就是那只艷名遠播的蝴蝶了 So, you must be the infamous Butterfly.
噓! SHANNA, JUNGLE JULIA: Shh!
她還完全不知道呢！ She don't know nothing about it.
- 知道什麼？ - 你們準備什麼時候告訴她？ - Know about what? - When were y'all gonna tell her?
- 一會兒 - 說什麼？ - Soon. - Tell me what?
都是因為你，我們現在只能現在告訴她了 Yeah, now thanks to you, we've gotta tell her sooner than later.
好了，廢話少說 到底怎麼回事？ All right, cut the shit. What the fuck is going on?
我今天早上廣播的時候 說了一些有關與你的事情 I said a little something-something about you on the air today.
朱莉婭，你他媽在電台到底說了什麼？ Julia, what the fuck did you say about me on the radio?
我只是說我有個很性感的朋友叫「蝴蝶」 All I said was I had a sexy friend named Butterfly
她從外地來這裡度週末 who was in from out-of-town for the weekend,
今晚我們要去奧斯丁的某個地方 and we would be going out somewhere in Austin tonight,
晚上出來尋樂子的人 也許可以見到我們 and if they were out on the town, maybe they'd see us.
我描述了你的特徵 然後我說如果他們看到你 And I described you, and I said that if they spotted you while we were out,
只要他們做某件事情 你就會跟著做 if they'd do something, you'd do something.
好了，朱莉婭，別逗了 Okay, now, Julia, I'm serious.
你說的什麼？你的說我要做什麼？ What did you say and what did you say I'd do?
行，不過聽我的解釋你會覺得無聊的 Anywho, I could explain what I said, which would be boring,
正好瑪西在這兒 or Marcy over here,
她可是個相當好的演員哦 可以直接給你表演 who is an incredible actress, could act it out for you,
讓你更清楚今天晚上可能發生的事情 which I think will give you a better idea what you have in store for you tonight.
好吧，隨便你吧 Okay, so just tell me your way.
- 那我們請瑪西來表演吧？ - 好 - So we'll act it out with Marcy? - Sure.
好，把你的酒給她 Okay, give Marcy your drink.
(slides drink)
現在，你就在一個俱樂部或者酒吧 Okay, so you're in a club or a bar,
而瑪西是裡面的一個男人 他也許可愛，也許熱辣也許性感 and Marcy's a kind of cute or kind of hot or kind of sexy
又或許超級搞笑，長得卻不搞笑 or better be fucking hysterically funny,
你可以跟他上床的那種 but not-funny-looking guy who you could fuck.
明白 Got it.
好了， 瑪西，開始吧 Okay, Marcy, take it.
(chuckles)
你好 (in southern accent) Howdy.
你好 (sighs) Hi, there.
打擾一下... (chuckles) Excuse me, but...
你是蝴蝶吧？ your name wouldn't be "Butterfly," would it?
是的，你認識我 我卻不知道你尊姓大名 Yes, it is, and it seems you have me at a disadvantage.
巴裡 Barry.
很高興見到你，巴裡 Pleased to meet you, Barry.
哇，讓我開始激動了 Y'all are gettin' me hot!
噓! BUTTERFLY, JUNGLE JULIA: Shh!
「蝴蝶」是你的真名麼？ So is, uh... "Butterfly" your real name?
是啊 Yes, it is.
你怎麼知道我的名字的，巴裡？ And how'd you know my name, Barry?
我今天早上聽了叢林朱莉婭的節目 I listened to Jungle Julia's show this mornin'.
哦，是嗎？ Oh, you did, did you?
那是當然，我每天早上都聽 Oh, yeah, I listen to her show every morning.
哦？真的？ Oh, you do, do you?
對，她似乎是這裡最酷的女人 Yeah, she's like the coolest lady in town.
你沒發現她屁股很大嗎？ Don't you think she's got a big ass?
不會啊！我就喜歡那種風格的！ Nah, man! I like her ass that way.
她是典型的黑妞屁股 She got a black girl's ass.
她自己總是那樣子說 (chuckles) Well, that's what she always says,
不過事實上並不是那樣 but in actual fact, she doesn't really have a black girl's ass.
她屁股很大 She's got a big ass
嘿，你們究竟在說什麼？ Okay, what the fuck are you doing?
誰會一來就直奔主題？ Look who wants to get to the point all of a sudden.
行了，就直接說吧 Okay, we'll get to the point,
告訴你，瘦皮猴 but for your information, skinny bitch,
對我屁股感興趣的人大把大把的 black men and a whole lot of motherfuckin' white men
包括黑人和該死的白人 have had plenty of fun adoring my ass.
我屁股上的那些牙印不是沒由來的 I don't wear their teeth marks on my butt for nothing.
如果你不準備請我喝點東西 那把我的酒還給我行麼？ If you're not gonna buy me a drink, can I have mine back?
當然，好，好，好 (normal voice) No, okay, okay, okay, okay.
那，蝴蝶... (southern accent) So, Butterfly...
能請你喝一杯麼？ can I buy you a drink?
非常感謝 I'd love one.
要喝什麼？ What can I get ya?
來杯瑪格麗塔 I'll take a margarita.
(chuckles)
給 Here ya go.
他給你要了杯酒之後 So, after they buy you a drink
他們把杯子舉起要乾杯的時候 when they raise their glass to toast,
會直勾勾的盯著你然後重複這首詩 they look you dead in the eye and repeat this poem...
「漆黑的森林望不到邊 "The woods are lovely, dark and deep
最難忘許下的諾言 長路漫漫難入眠」 And I have promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep."
你聽到了嗎，蝴蝶？ Did you hear me, Butterfly?
「最難忘許下的諾言 長路漫漫難入眠」 "Miles to go before you sleep."
然後，如果他們這樣說了 And then, if they say that...
你就得給他跳大腿舞 you gotta give 'em a lap dance.
什麼？ - BUTTERFLY: What? - (laughs)
如果他們叫你「蝴蝶」 請你喝酒，並重複這詩 If they call you "Butterfly," buy you a drink, repeat that poem,
你就得跳 you gotta give 'em a lap dance.
狗屁！我才不跳呢！ That's bullshit. I ain't giving them nothin'.
哈，你可以選擇跳或者不跳 但是如果你不跳 Well, you can do it or not, but if you don't,
所有奧斯丁的人都會覺得你是膽小鬼 everybody in Austin is gonna think you a chicken shit.
我想你並不希望大家認為你是膽小鬼吧 And I don't think you want everybody in Austin
我想你並不希望大家認為你是膽小鬼吧
thinking you're a chicken shit. 我想你並不希望大家認為你是膽小鬼吧
我才不會因為你說了就去跳大腿舞 I ain't giving nobody no lap dance 'cause of what you said.
喔，試試吧！絕對刺激！ Oh, come on! It's gonna be funny!
是，當然，發生在我身上 你們當然覺得有趣 Yeah, everything's funny to you two when it's happening to me.
聽著，又不是每個人這麼說你都要跳 Look. You don't have to do it for anybody you don't want.
我說的是你會為第一個人這麼做 I said you'd do it for the first guy who says it.
如果遇上了某個傻鳥 So, some geek comes over trying to be cool,
你只要告訴他你在別的地方已經跳過了 just tell him you already did it at another place earlier.
既無害又無傷大雅 而你可以得到免費的飲料 No harm, no foul, but you get a free drink out of it.
然後再晚一點 But maybe a little later in the evening,
你微微有些醉意 you've had a few drinks,
你可能搖搖擺擺的 you're kind of loosey-goosey,
但你和我們在一起很安全 you're safe with your girls,
如果有一個也許可愛 也許熱辣也許性感 then some kind of cute, kind of hot, kind of sexy,
又或許超級搞笑 長得卻不搞笑的人出現 hysterically funny, but not-funny-looking guy comes up and says it...
那時候你可能跳過了也可能沒有跳 then maybe you did it earlier, maybe you didn't.
(laughing)
她要我跳脫衣舞 SHANNA: She's making me trip.
- 給我閉嘴 - 你要我跳脫衣舞，死女人！ - JUNGLE JULIA: Shut the fuck up. - SHANNA: You made me trip, dumb bitch!
(chattering, laughing)
(man chuckling)
(laughing hysterically)
你個該死的笨蛋！ BUTTERFLY: You fuckin' idiot!
(man chuckling)
(girls continue laughing, chattering)
&&
*寶貝 * & Baby &
(chattering in Spanish)
*我不在意別人怎麼說* & ht doesr't matter what they say &
*我知道我無論如何都會愛上你* & h krow h'm gorra love you ary old way &
*沒有你我什麼都不能做* & What car h do without you? &
*不需要別人，任何人 * & Dor't wart robody. Robody &
*寶貝，就是你 * & Baby. It's you &
*別讓我孤單* & Dor't leave me alore &
*快回家 * & Come or home &
* 寶貝，就是你 * & Baby. It's you &
(cheering)
* 寶貝，就是你 * & Baby. It's you &
有空瓶子麼？ Any dead soldiers here?
哦，這兒有兩個，謝謝 Uh, these two. Thank you.
拉娜－弗蘭克究竟在哪裡？ Where the hell is Lanna-Frank?
問的真他媽的好！ That's a good fucking question.
(laughs)
(laughs quietly)
拉娜－弗蘭克! Lanna-Frank!
在哪呢？ Where are you?
我們已經到了，在等你呢！ Well, come over already. We're waiting for you.
該死的! 等下 - && - Shit! Hold on!
你現在在哪？ So, where are you?
快過來 我們已經到了，在等你呢！ Come over already. We're waiting for you.
不，我們不過去 No. We're not coming over there.
你說的你們要過來啊！ You come over here like you said you would.
這週末去湖邊屋的是謝娜她們吧？ So, is it Shauna and the girls at the lake house this weekend?
- 謝娜？ - 哦，見鬼... - Shauna? - Oh, fuck. L...
不 No.
知道麼，這個世界上 所有的叫謝娜的姑娘 Now, there is one thing that every girl in the whole world
都有一個共同點 whose name is Shanna has in common with each other.
我們都討厭「謝娜」這個名字 We all hate the name "Shauna,"
更討厭人們叫我們 「謝娜」 and we really hate it when people call us "Shauna."
我等得著急了，趕緊過來
記住 Just remember...
是 「香蕉香娜」 而不是「謝蕉謝娜」 it's "Shanna Banana," not "Shauna Banauna."
好吧，今晚我還是有點機會的 Okay, but at some point in the evening, I had fuckability stock.
是的，也不全是扯淡，可是... - Yeah, I mean, it wasn't bullish, but... - (cell phone beeps)
(beeps)
我也是 (beeps)
我也是
&&
時間到... 沃倫開始免費送酒了 你們都瞭解這兒的規矩 Okay... Warren's sending over shots, and you know the house rules.
只要是他免費送的酒 你就得喝 If he sends over shots, you gotta do them.
- 什麼？ - 嘿，這就是規矩，親愛的 - What? - Hey, them's the rules, baby.
- 說什麼我們就做什麼 - 我愛這觀點！ - Warren says it, we do it! - WARREN: I love that philosophy!
「沃倫說什麼，我們就說什麼」 "Warren says it, we do it."
開始吧！ So let's do it!
做什麼？ What is it?
嘿，先乾杯再提問 干了 Hey, shot first, questions later. Here we go. Post time!
哼! WARREN: Mmm!
(glasses slamming down, cheering)
Whoo-hoo!
(cheering, groaning)
怎麼樣，是不是很好喝？ Now, is that a tasty beverage or is that a tasty beverage?
這究竟是什麼？ What the fuck is it?!
尋麻酒 Chartreuse.
最好的酒，他們以此命名了一個顏色 The only liquor so good they named a color after it.
(all laugh)
誰還要？ Who's down for dos Chartreuse?
我不要 - (cheering) - Not me.
我出去抽支煙 I'm going out for a smoke.
行，不過小心你的火 Okay, but careful where you keep that hot flame, all right?
會把這裡燒個精光的 WARREN: You'll blow up the joint.
&&
喝什麼？ OMAR: Drinks. What can we get you?
香蕉香娜？ Shanna Banana?
再來一大杯長島冰茶 Another big-ass Long Island iced tea.
孟買藍寶石加奎寧水，不加冰 Bombay Sapphire and tonic with no ice.
好樣的 Good boy.
(laughs)
(music continues inside)
嗨 Oh, hey, Punky.
停車場有盞燈沒開，把它打開 Uh, one of the lights is off in the parking lot. Flip it.
- 噢！上帝！ - 哇噢! - Oh! Jesus Christ! - Whoa-ho!
(sighs)
你嚇死我了，該死的傢伙！ You scared the fuck out of me, you shitty asshole!
我發誓， 阿琳 我不是故意要嚇你的 I swear, Arlene. I was not trying to scare you.
我只是...走運 I just... got lucky.
噢，討厭的很 Oh, hardee-fucking-har.
- 進去吧 - 等一下 - Let's go inside. - Wait a minute.
- 為什麼？ - 我覺得我們可以先親熱下 - Why? - I was thinkin' we could make out.
什麼，在走廊上？ What, on a porch?
在大門口，都等不及進去嗎？ Not even in the bar, but in front of the entrance?
-別說了 - 不，去我車裡吧 - Forget it. - No, in my car.
什麼？外面那麼大的雨，濕漉漉的！ What, out there? It's wet as fucking 'Nam out there.
可我車裡面不是濕的啊 Not in my car it's not.
看，你不會被淋濕的 Look, you won't get wet.
我保證 I promise you.
牛不是這樣吹的 You know, most guys wouldn't brag about that.
哈哈哈 Ha ha ha.
我想說... 你知道我的意思的 I mean... you know what I mean.
聽著，我知道你們要去約翰遜湖 Look, I know you guys are going to Lake L.B.J.
而我們不能去 And we can't come.
我只想要親熱親熱... (whining) I wanna make out...
得了，別發嗲了，噁心死了 Okay, just stop with the whining. It's not attractive.
我不想讓酒吧裡面其他人發現我們不見了 I don't want it super fucking obvious to everybody in the bar we've been gone,
- 就六分鐘，成交？ - 太好了 - so we'll make out for six minutes, deal? - Great.
不，不，不 成還是不成？ No, no, no. Deal or no deal?
如果你哭鬧著要我再給你六分鐘 If you're gonna whine when I pull the plug in six minutes,
那我還不如現在就回酒吧 we could just walk back inside the fucking bar right now.
- 成，不哭鬧 - 不准哀求 - Deal. No whining. - And no begging.
不哀求 你說停就停 And no begging. When you say "done," it's done.
我記住你說的話了 I'm gonna remember you said that.
好，走吧 Okay, let's go.
噢，兩件事情...好好地吻 別把我頭髮弄濕 Oh, you got two jobs... kiss good and make sure my hair don't get wet.
(record player clanks)
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*某一天的清晨* & ht was early. Early ore morrirg &
*我的狗突然不停地叫* & Wher h heard my bulldog bark &
*是斯塔格利和比利·萊昂斯* & ht was Staggolee ard Billy Lyors &
*在黑暗中爭吵* & Squabblir' ir the dark &
你不能表現出想在克裡斯汀·西蒙森 來之前把她帶走的意思 Now, look, you can't look like you're trying to get her out of here
你不能表現出想在克裡斯汀·西蒙森 來之前把她帶走的意思
before Christian Simonson shows up, 你不能表現出想在克裡斯汀·西蒙森 來之前把她帶走的意思
但是你真的必須在克裡斯汀·西蒙森 來之前把她帶走 but you've got to get her out of here before Christian Simonson shows up.
是，那又怎麼樣？ Yeah, but what's the point?
她們要去香娜老爸的 在約翰遜湖的湖邊屋 They're going to Shanna's daddy's house at Lake L.B.J.,
那兒不准男人去的 and it's no guys.
絕對不准男人去 Absolutely no guys.
好，等我們把酒端過去之後 Okay. So after we bring the girls' drinks,
迅速給它干了，然後再點兩輪 in fairly rapid order, but not obvious, we order two more rounds of shots.
你以為她們會上當？ (chuckling) You think they're gonna fall for that?
想辦法讓她們非喝不可 We'll be very convincing.
現在該換大杯了 來點真格的 Now it's time to turn up the volume. No more fucking around.
我們去喝野格酒 We go to Jager shots.
她們不會喝野格酒 (chuckling) Man, they're not gonna drink Jager shots.
哥們，只要有人買單 Dude, as long as a guy's buying the booze,
她們什麼都會喝的 a fucking bitch will drink arythirg
哥們，至少讓她們喝一輪吧 Come on, dude, we can at least get one shot of Jager
哥們，至少讓她們喝一輪吧
down these fucking bitches' throats. 哥們，至少讓她們喝一輪吧
然後，我們看看能不能再灌一輪 After that, we'll see if they get another Jager shot in them.
誰也說不准 You never know.
也許就是這杯會讓她們敞開防線 That could be the shot that puts them past the point of "fuck it."
然後突然之間 「男人禁區的湖邊屋 Then all of a sudden "no guys at the lake house"
就變成了，男人准入的湖邊屋了」 turns into a couple of guys at the lake house.
我就是這意思 My point exactly.
我想我至少可以 「啃香蕉的香娜」 And I know I can at least get "Shanna Suck-my-banana"
喝一杯「黃油奶嘴雞尾酒」 朱莉婭喜歡什麼甜味酒？ to do a fucking Buttery Nipple shot. What's Julia's sweet shot?
- 清爽萊姆派 - 算了吧，哥們 - Key Lime Pie. - Oh, come on, dude.
即便是勒羅伊·布朗 也能當作甜點再喝一杯 Even fucking Leroy Brown would do one more for dessert.
(laughs)
哥們，看啊 Dude, check it out.
不知道B.J.有沒有把熊帶過來 I wonder if B.J. Brought the bear with him.
天啊 Jesus.
(twangs song)
那哥們肯定是從時間機器裡面 掉出來的時候，劃傷了臉 Dude fucking cut himself falling out of his time machine.
(laughs)
嗨，給王牌賽車手來件小雞裝 Hi, could I get a chicken suit for Stroker Ace, please?
(laughs)
& See the hole h shot ir his head &
& The high sheriff told the deputy &
& Get your pistols ard come with me &
& We got to go arrest a bad mar &
& Krowr as Staggolee &
(Shanna singing)
STAGGOLEE: & They laid them or the shelf &
& hf you wart that bad mar Staggolee &
& You'll have to arrest him yourself &
& The high sheriff asked the barterder &
你們兩個跑那去了？ JUNGLE JULIA: And where did you two disappear to?
我去車裡拿點東西 I had to get something out of the car,
耐特很紳士地用傘護送我 and Nate was gentlemanly enough to escort me with his umbrella.
啊，太好了，耐特 Ah, good for you, Nate.
看那個獨自坐在吧檯上的美女 You see that pretty girl sitting by herself at the bar?
誰？髒兮兮的嬉皮士？ Who, the dirty hippie?
喵，不是嬉皮士吧 Meow. She's not a hippie.
她可能會是 She might as well be a hippie.
(laughs)
謝謝 Thank you, Timmy boy.
你知道她剛剛發生了什麼嗎？ Well, do you know what just happened to her?
不，不過我知道她是個金髮瘦皮猴 No, but I know she's a skinny, fake, blonde bitch.
(all laugh)
噢，抱歉 你要講故事了嗎？ Oh, I'm sorry. You were telling a story?
她怎麼了？ What about her?
(scoffs)
(chuckles)
嘿，沃倫! PAM: Hey, Warren!
有沒有人能確定送我一程？ Is there anybody you could vouch for to give me a ride home?
(keys clatter)
美女，戰車等著你 Fair lady, your chariot awaits.
你在偷聽？ - You've been eavesdropping? - (chuckles)
除了偷聽之外 還有一種情況是想聽不到也不行 There's eavesdropping and "can't help but hear."
我想我屬於後者 I think I belong in the latter category.
好，冰火 So, uh, Icy Hot.
你要送我回家麼？ You're offering me a ride home?
如果我走的時候你也要走 我就送你一程 I'm offering you a lift if when I'm ready to leave, you are, too.
那你什麼時候走？ And when are you thinking about leaving?
坦白的說 我還沒想過 Truthfully, I'm not thinking about it.
不過，一旦要走會第一個告訴你 But when I do, you will be the first to know.
你等會兒還能開車麼？ Will you be able to, uh, drive later?
我知道這看上去有點難以置信 I know looks can be deceiving.
但是我是不喝酒的 But I'm a teetotaler.
我一直在喝檸檬水和蘇打水 I've been drinking club soda and lime all night,
而現在我享受我的豪飲 and now I'm building up to my big drink.
- 是什麼？ - 純真可樂達 - Which is what? - Virgin pina colada.
好，為什麼一個不喝酒的人 要在酒吧呆幾個小時喝水？ Okay. Why would someone who doesn't drink
好，為什麼一個不喝酒的人 要在酒吧呆幾個小時喝水？
spend hours at a bar drinking water? 好，為什麼一個不喝酒的人 要在酒吧呆幾個小時喝水？
酒吧除了酒以外也提供其他的東西 You know, a bar offers all kind of things other than alcohol.
是嗎？ Mmm. Really?
例如說？ Like what?
女人 Women.
烤玉米大拼盤 Nacho grande platters.
結識一些朋友 The fellowship of some fascinating individuals,
比如沃倫 like Warren here.
(Pam chuckles)
酒精只是潤滑劑 Alcohol is just a lubricant
跟酒吧一樣給人們提供一個相遇的機會 for all the individual encounters that a barroom offers.
噢，這是牛仔的雋語嗎？ Ooh. Is that cowboy wisdom?
我不是牛仔，潘 I'm not a cowboy, Pam.
我是特技演員 I'm a stuntman.
不過人們很容易誤會 But that's a very easy mistake to make.
你怎麼知道我的名字？ How do you know my name?
你和沃倫說話的時候... (sighing) When you were talking with Warren...
自然就聽見咯 couldn't help but overhear.
有道理 Fair enough.
你叫什麼，冰火？ So what's your name, Icy?
特技人麥克 Stuntman Mike.
你的名字就是特技人麥克？ Stuntman Mike's your name?
是，你可以隨便問 Tsk. You ask anybody.
嘿， 沃倫 Hey, Warren.
他是誰？ Who is this guy?
特技人麥克 WARREN: Stuntman Mike.
究竟誰是特技人麥克？ And who the hell is Stuntman Mike?
他就是特技演員 WARREN: He's a stuntman.
沃倫! 六杯野火雞! - (all laughing) - Warren! Six shots of Wild Turkey!
*我才明白 * & h've just got to krow &
*我應該離開嗎* & Should h go leave &
*再找其他人 * & Ard fird somebody else &
& You krow h stood yesterday &
耶！ JUNGLE JULIA: Yeah!
&&
耶！ BUTTERFLY: Yeah!
乾杯 Let's do 'em!
干了 JUNGLE JULIA: Salud
見底 - Down the snatch. - (laughing)
知道麼，潘 我想該我喝最大的一杯了 You know, Pam, I think it's time for my big drink.
特技人麥克，反正我也要付賬 Well, Stuntman Mike, since I have a tab here,
我請你喝純真可樂達怎麼樣？ can I buy you that virgin pina colada?
謝謝， 潘 那就太好了 Thank you, Pam. That'd be lovely.
沃倫! Warren!
給我朋友特技人 來一杯純真可樂達 A, uh, virgin pina colada for my stuntman friend
我再要一杯 卡迪拉克卡伯瓦瑪格麗塔酒 and I'll have another Cadillac Cabo Wabo margarita.
卡伯瓦，可樂達 Cabo Wabo, virgin.
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*那些我誤導的人 * (Butterfly mouthing along) & People. H've beer misled &
*令我感到害怕的人* & Ard h've beer afraid &
*被我擊打* & h've beer hit ir the head &
*置之不理的人 * & Ard left for days &
*我辱罵過的人* - & h've beer abused & - (Pam laughs)
*我責備過的人* & Ard h've beer accused &
*我拒絕過的人* & h've beer refused &
*一小片麵包...* - (door opens) - & A piece of bread &
- 啊！ - 嘿，這不是拉娜－弗蘭克嗎 - Ah! - Hey, if it ain't Lanna-Frank.
Mwah.
- 嘿，寶貝 - 你好麼？ - Hey, baby. - How are you?
嗨，最近怎麼樣？ - & hr my life before & - Hey, what's up?
嘿! Hey!
嘿，在幹嗎，女人？ (slaps rear) Hey, what's shakin', bacon?
嗨 (coughs, laughs) Hey.
*像我今天這樣犯錯* & Go wrorg as h do today &
挪過去一點 - & h wart you to stop & - Well, let's scootch over, now.
怎麼現在才來 It's about fucking time.
行了，別挑肥揀瘦的了 Well, beggars can't be choosers.
照張照片吧 可以放很久 Take a picture. It lasts longer.
什麼？ What?
那張桌子 That table.
似乎吸引了你的注意力 Seems to keep, um, getting your attention.
那是那個廣告牌上的姑娘麼？ Is that the girl from the billboard outside?
是 Yep.
她看上去真是非常吸引人 She sure is a striking-looking woman.
我們喝了杜松子酒，龍舌蘭， 野格酒... It's got gin, tequila, Jager...
看她的頭髮 Look at that hair.
一堆爛樹葉 Lots of leave-in conditioner.
是妒嫉麼，聽出來了 Is that jealousy I detect?
沒有啦，不過如果你想要認識叢林朱莉婭 Hardly. But if you want to get with, uh, Jungle Julia,
其實非常簡單 there's a real easy way to do that.
是麼，怎麼做？ Really, what would that be?
出名，不需要你去找她他自己會找你 Get famous. You won't have to find her... she'll find you.
你絕對不想知道 她為了那個廣告牌做了多少事情 And you don't even want to know what she did for that billboard.
開心吧，品簫女 Enjoy it, cocksucker.
你爭取到的 You've earned it.
她把你怎麼了？ What did she ever do to you?
我們從幼稚園到高中都在同一個學校 We went to school together from kindergarten through high school.
這就是她對我做的 That's what she did to me.
她12歲的時候就有現在這麼高 She was her height right now at 12.
她是個妖怪 - She was a monster. - (chuckling)
她現在一半的炮友 在5年級的時候就被她欺負過 Half the guys she still fucks she used to terrorize in the fifth grade.
她過去也打過你 搶過你的巧克力牛奶吧？ And she used to beat you up and take your chocolate milk, huh?
你說那個妖怪？ That pituitary case?
可能揍過我幾次 Might have kicked my ass a couple of times...
抱歉，我只是個姑娘，不是黑鬼 sorry, I'm built like a girl, not a black man...
但我寧死也不會把巧克力奶給她的 but I'd die before I ever gave Julia Lucai my chocolate milk.
(song ends)
嘿，你是名人吧？ Hey! Are you famous or somethin'?
不是 Or somethin'.
不不不，說真的 No, no, no. Really.
嘿，你...是幹嘛的？ Hey, what do... what do you do?
說真的？ Really?
我累死累活想搞個自己的唱片公司 What I do is work my ass off to get my own record label off the ground,
不過那個姑娘要我的照片 是因為我是本地電台DJ but why that girl wanted a picture of me is because I'm a local D.J.
等一下 Wait a minute.
在 大魔法師漢堡旁邊 有個你的廣告牌，對不對？ You've got a billboard by Big Kahuna Burger, don't you?
是 Yeah.
那邊也有一個，浪人 I got one there, too, Zatoichi.
是的 Yeah.
叢林朱莉婭·魯凱 Jungle Julia Lucai.
特技人麥克·麥基 Stuntman Mike McKay.
好 Well.
很高興見到你，特技人麥克 Good to meet you, Stuntman Mike.
我和我的朋友還要接著抽大麻 My friends and I are going to continue to get our weed on.
你要不要來？ Would you care for some?
謝謝，朱莉婭 Thank you, Julia,
不過還是不用了，謝謝 but just the same... no thanks.
- 隨便你 - 可是你知道... - Suit yourself. - But you know...
(sighs)
(groans)
(breathes heavily)
該死 (quietly) Oh, shit.
啊！我的上帝 Ah! My God.
對不起，沒事咯 Sorry. It's nothing.
究竟要幹嗎？ What the fuck was that?
(chattering, laughing)
你的話有人給你證實了 You got some voucher here.
我問他你參加過什麼電影 I asked him what movies you worked on.
他居然不知道 No fuckin' clue.
理論上來說，真的不知道 他是否上過銀幕 Well, technically I really don't know if he's ever done anything for sure.
他讓我看了一段《灌木叢》 I mean, he shows me an episode of High Chaparral.
一個人從馬背上摔下來 A guy falls off a horse,
他說就是他 he says it's him.
(Warren laughs)
你知道《英豪本色》嗎？ You know the show The Virgiriar?
是的，那片子裡 還有另外一個演員加裡·克拉克 Yeah, well, there was another actor on that show, Gary Clarke,
我跟他看上去有點像... and I looked like him a bit...
當然，在我剃鬍子劃傷之前 well, obviously before I cut myself shaving.
哦，我喜歡 Tsk. Aww, I like it.
哦，你這麼甜，比蜜糖都甜 Well, damn, if you ain't so sweet you make sugar taste just like salt.
我在《英豪本色》是加裡·克拉克的替身 Anyway, I did a lot of Virgiriars doubling Gary Clarke.
後來那劇改名叫《希洛的男人》 And, uh... then that show turned into The Mer of Shiloh.
他們找來李·梅傑斯 我當他的替身 They brought on Lee Majors, and I doubled him.
從那以後 我開始專門做汽車特技 From that point on I specialized mostly in car stunts.
是，幾乎參演了整個第三季的《賭城風雲》 Yeah, I did damn near the whole third season of Vega$
羅伯特·烏立希開車是我替的 I was Robert Urich's driving double.
然後他又演了一部戲《加維蘭》 And then Bob did another show, Gavilar.
他把我也帶上了，直到... And he brought me with him on that, till...
那以後... And after that...
你聽說過這些片子或者我提到的人麼？ Do you know any of these shows or people I'm talkin' about?
不知道 Sorry.
- 沒有人知道？ - 恩 - No? - Mm-mm.
不知道 No, no.
不知道
那替身演員是怎麼練成的 特技人麥克？ So how exactly does one become a stuntman, Stuntman Mike?
(sighs)
在好萊塢，只要你膽子夠大 哪怕是敢從樓梯上滾落下來 Well, in Hollywood, anybody fool enough to throw himself down a flight of stairs
都會有人請你 can usually find somebody to pay him for it.
不過我入行的情況跟別人也一樣 But really I got into the business the way most people get into the stunt business.
怎麼入的？ How's that?
- 我兄弟介紹我進去的 -你的兄弟誰？ - My brother got me in it. - Well, who's your brother?
特技人鮑伯 Stuntman Bob.
(snorts, chuckles)
你是個混蛋 (men chatting softly)
(phone beeping)
我準備好了，給我來點 I'm ready to blaze!
好的，來吧 你得加油哦 Finally, yeah. You need to catch up with us.
- 現在晚會可以開始了 - 是的 - Now the party can start. - Yep.
抱歉，不管怎樣 你原諒我麼？ Anywho, I'm sorry. You forgive me?
但是從現在起，到我離開之前 你得對我好一點 But you have to be real nice to me for the whole rest of the time I'm here.
我保證 準備好去湖邊麼？ Promise. You ready to go to the lake?
嗯 Mm-hmm.
- 你朋友怎麼辦？要帶上他麼？ -不是不要男的嘛 - How about your friend, bring him? - I thought no boys.
如果你真想要他去 香娜也不會介意的 If you really want him to come, Shanna won't mind.
你想想吧 要還是不要？ So how about it? Boys or just us girls?
嗯，還是我們自己去 Mmm, us girls.
好主意 Good idea.
(bottles clink)
女士們？ STUNTMAN MIKE: Ladies?
謝謝 Thanks.
乾杯，蝴蝶 Cheers, Butterfly.
「漆黑的森林望不到邊... "The woods are lovely, dark, and deep...
承諾必須兌現 "And I have promises to keep,
長路漫漫難入眠」 And miles to go before I sleep."
你聽見了嗎，蝴蝶？ Did you hear me, Butterfly?
「長路漫漫難入眠」 "Miles to go before you sleep."
對不起，特技人伯特... Sorry, Stuntman Burt...
麥克 Mike.
她已經跳過了 She already broke off that dance.
是真的麼？ Is that true?
我錯過了麼？ Did I miss my chance?
還是我嚇著你了？ Do I frighten you?
是我臉上的疤痕麼？ Is it my scar?
是你的車 It's your car.
啊，是，我明白了 Ah, yeah, I know.
抱歉 Sorry. (inhales deeply)
是我媽媽的車 It's my mom's car.
(chuckles softly)
你一直在跟蹤我們麼？ Have you been following us?
不，這就是我喜歡奧斯丁的地方... (chuckling) No, but that's what I love about Austin...
真的太小了 it's just so damn small.
- 你見過他？ - 我在古埃羅外面見過 - You've seen this guy before? - I saw him outside of Guero's.
我也在古埃羅見過你 And I saw you outside Guero's, too.
你看見了我的車 我看見了你的腿 You saw my car, I saw your legs.
聽著，我沒有跟蹤你們 但我並沒有說我不是一個好色之徒 Now, look, I ain't stalking y'all, but I didn't say I wasn't a wolf.
那你真的沒有跟蹤我們？ So you really weren't following us?
我沒有啊，蝴蝶 我只是...比較幸運 I'm not following you, Butterfly. I just... got lucky.
那大腿舞呢？ So, how about that lap dance?
抱歉，這是只有一次有效 Sorry, it was a one-time only offer,
她在安東吧已經跳過了 and she did it earlier this evening at Antone's.
- 不，她沒有 - 你怎麼知道？ - No, she didn't. - How do you know?
我自有我的辦法 I'm good that way.
- 你看上去有點傷 - 傷什麼傷？ - Tsk. And you look a little touched. - What's "touched"?
輕微的有點點受傷 Wounded, slightly.
我怎麼會受傷？ Why should I be wounded?
因為你希望有人陪你一整夜 Because you expected guys to be pestering you all night,
但是從你的表情看來沒有如你所願 but from your look I can tell nobody pestered you at all.
那種感覺讓你有點點受傷害，對麼？ That kind of hurt your feelings a little bit, didn't it?
自尊受到傷害的美麗天使 那是最感動人的了 There are few things as fetching as a bruised ego on a beautiful angel.
那麼... So... (sighs)
大腿舞如何？ How about that lap dance?
我看還是下次吧 I think I'm going to have to give you a rain check.
你很快就要離開了 Well, since you'll be leaving in the next couple of days,
也不可能有下次了 that rain check'll be worthless.
沒關係 But that's okay.
如果我讓你覺得不舒服，我能理解 I understand if I make you uncomfortable.
你還是一個好姑娘 You're still a nice girl.
而我還是喜歡你 And I still like you.
但是我必須提醒你一件事情 But I must warn you of something.
你知道人們怎麼說麼 You know how people say,
「在我的字典裡你還行」 "You're okay in my book,"
或者「在我的字典裡，不怎麼樣」 or, "In my book, that's no good."
實際上，我就有這樣一本類似的本子 Well, I actually have a book.
我遇見的每個人都會在裡面出現 And everybody I ever meet goes in this book.
現在我遇見了你 你也將出現在這本書裡面 And now I've met you, and you're goin' in the book.
(Butterfly chuckles)
不過... Except...
我恐怕要把你... I'm afraid I must file you...
寫成... under...
「膽小鬼」 "Chicken Shit."
如果我跳了呢？ And what if I did it?
那我就絕對不會那樣寫 Well, I definitely couldn't file you under "Chicken Shit,"
那麼，現在可以麼？ then, now, could I?
你叫什麼來著？ What's your name again?
- 特技人麥克 - 好，特技人麥克.. - Stuntman Mike. - Well, Stuntman Mike...
我是蝴蝶 I'm Butterfly.
我朋友叢林朱莉婭說 裡面的自動點唱機非常棒 My friend Jungle Julia over here says that jukebox inside is pretty impressive.
是的 Yeah, it is.
是吧 (quietly) Yeah.
去準備接受我的大腿舞吧 Well, why don't you go get ready for your lap dance?
(sighs)
(door closes)
不是說好了嗎？ 也許可愛，也許熱辣也許性感 What about "kind of cute, kind of hot, kind of sexy,
又或許超級搞笑，長得卻不搞笑 "hysterically funny but not funny-looking guy
可以跟他上床的那種 你沒明白嗎？ who you could fuck" did you not understand?
&&
& Aah. Aah &
* 在南方的墨西卡利 * & Now. Dowr ir Mexicali &
* 有一個我最愛的地方 * & There's a pretty little place that h love &
* 這裡的酒更烈，辣椒更香 * & Where the drirks are hotter thar the chili sauce &
* 這裡的老闆是一隻叫做喬的貓 * & Ard the boss is a cat ramed Joe &
* 他脖子上紮著紅色大手帕 * & He wears a red bardarra &
* 彈得一手好鋼琴 * & Plays a cool piaro &
* 它就是墨西哥的鄉村小酒館 * & hr a horky-tork dowr ir Mexico &
* 他紮著紫色的腰帶 * & He wears a purple sash &
* 留著黑色短髭 * & Ard a black moustache &
* 墨西哥的鄉村小酒館 * & hr a horky-tork dowr ir Mexico &
* 好吧 * & Well &
* 我第一次看見他 * & The first time that h saw him &
* 他在坐在鋼琴凳上* & He was a-sittirg or a piaro stool &
* 我說，告訴我娛樂活動什麼時候開始？ * & h said. "Tell me. Ther. Wher does the fur begir?" &
* 他眨了眨眼說，哥兒們，別著急 * & He just wirked his eye ard said. "Mar. Be cool" &
* 他脖子上紮著紅色大手帕 * & He wears a red bardarra &
* 彈得一手好鋼琴 * & Plays a blues piaro &
* 墨西哥的鄉村小酒館 * & hr a horky-tork dowr ir Mexico &
* 他紮著紫色的腰帶 * & He wears a purple sash &
* 留著黑色短髭 * & Ard a black moustache &
* 墨西哥的鄉村小酒館 * & hr a horky-tork dowr ir Mexico &
* 在墨西哥 * & hr Mexico &
* 突然，這個小妞走進來 * & All of a sudder. Ir walks a chick &
* 在墨西哥 * & hr Mexico &
* 喬彈起了一首拉丁曲 * & Joe starts playirg or a Latir kick &
* 在墨西哥 * & hr Mexico &
* 她腰間纏著三塊網眼布 * & Arourd her waist she wore three fishrets &
* 在墨西哥 * & hr Mexico &
* 她打起響板舞起來 * & She started darcirg with the castarets &
* 在墨西哥 * & hr Mexico &
* 我不知道會發生什麼 * & h didr't krow just what to expect &
* 在墨西哥 * & hr Mexico &
* 她的雙臂纏上我的脖子 * & She threw her arms arourd my reck &
* 在墨西哥 * & hr Mexico &
* 我們翩翩起舞 * & We started darcirg all arourd the floor &
* 在墨西哥 * & hr Mexico &
* 然後她跳了一支我從來沒見過的舞 * & Ard ther she did a darce h rever saw before &
* 如果你越過南部邊境 * & So if you're south of the border &
* 我是說來到墨西哥 * & h mear a-dowr ir a-Mexico &
* 你想要玩得開心 別猶豫 * & Ard you warra get straight. Mar. Dor't hesitate &
* 只有去找一隻叫做喬的貓 * & Just look up a cat ramed Joe &
* 他脖子上紮著紅色大手帕 * & He wears a red bardarra &
* 彈得一手好鋼琴 * & Plays a blues piaro &
* 開著一家墨西哥鄉村小酒館 * & hr a horky-tork dowr ir Mexico &
* 他紮著紫色的腰帶 * & He wears a purple sash &
* 留著黑色的短髭 * & Ard a black moustache &
* 鄉村小... * - & hr a horky... & - (record skips)
(chattering)
我開車 I'm driving.
我們還要去別的地方 繼續去晃 We're gonna go somewhere else, gonna go hang out.
走吧？ Ready to go?
是的 - (car door slams) - Yeah.
- 拜 - 拜 - Bye. - BOTH: Bye.
我以為今晚你要跟麥克上床的 I think you got Mike laid tonight.
(both laugh)
不錯啊，大炮筒! Lookin' good, Cannonball Run!
他只是送我一程 He's just giving me a ride.
哦，當然 Oh, no doubt.
旅途愉快 Have a nice ride!
(both laughing)
聽著，你們兩個賤人 Look, double fucks.
(both tittering)
我不會和他做 I am not gonna fuck him.
我能聽見哦 I can hear you.
(laughing)
- 他和我老爸年齡差不多 -我還是能聽見 - He's old enough to be my dad. - I can still hear you.
(both laugh again)
拜 Bye.
拜拜 Bye-bye!
(both lightly chuckle)
哇，有點恐怖哦 Wow, that's fucking scary.
是啊，我希望它能讓人記憶深刻 Yeah, well, I wanted it to be impressive and...
恐懼能產生深刻的印象 (sniffs) Scary tends to impress.
安全麼？ Is it safe?
再安全不過了 No, it's better than safe.
簡直就是不死車 It's death-proof.
什麼樣的車才是不死車？ How do you make a car death-proof?
這就是替身演員的工作 Well, that's what stuntmen do.
你有沒有看過電影中的撞車場景 You've seen a movie where a car gets into some smash-up
沒有人能生還的那種？ there ain't no way in hell anybody's walking away from?
看過 Yeah.
你認為他們是怎麼辦到的？ Well, how do you think they accomplish that?
電腦合成？ - CGI? - (laughs)
對啊，不幸的是，潘 就目前情況而言，你說的基本正確 Well, unfortunately, Pam, nowadays more often than not, you're right.
但是過去沒有這些技術的日子裡 Tsk. But back in the all-or-nothin' days...
《粉身碎骨》 《骯髒瑪麗瘋狂拉裡》 Varishirg Poirt days, the Dirty Mary Crazy Larry days,
《硬漢小子》 ... the White Lire Fever days...
都是真車相撞的 real cars smashing into real cars.
開車的都是那些真正的傻瓜 Real dumb people driving 'em.
把要撞的車給特技組 So, give the stunt team the car you want to smash up,
他們會給車子改裝、加固... they take her and reinforce that fucker everywhere and...
好了! Voila!
就成了一輛不死的車 You got yourself a death-proof automobile.
有道理，我剛才是不知道 你能整出輛不死車來 That makes sense. I just didn't know you could make a car death-proof.
我可以開著它以120英里的時速去撞磚牆 Well, I can drive this baby into a brick wall doing 125 miles an hour.
為了 Just for the experience.
(door squeaks)
(Pam chuckles)
為什麼你的乘客要做在盒子裡面？ Why is your passenger seat in a box?
這是個電影用車 Well, this is a movie car.
有時候你拍一場撞車戲的時候 導演要把攝像機放在這裡 Sometimes when you're shootin' a crash, director wants to put a camera in the car...
知道嗎，在車內拍攝撞擊 you know, shoot the crash from the inside.
這就是放攝像機的地方 被稱作「衝撞盒」 That's where you put the camera. They call it a "crash box."
(grunts, clears throat)
(metal clangs loudly)
坐這兒 - There you go. - (Pam chuckles)
你說要載我回家的時候 You know, when you asked to drive me home,
並沒有說你車裡沒有坐位 you didn't mention your car didn't have a passenger seat.
對，實際上我沒有說要送你回家 Yeah, well, actually, I didn't ask to drive you home.
是你要我送你一程，我說「好的」 You asked me for a ride, and I said, "Yes."
想想好的一面，潘... But look at the bright side, Pam...
這樣我就沒辦法對你動手動腳了 I won't be gettin' fresh, putting my hand on your knee.
(laughs)
這算是好的一面 That is a bright side.
我也這麼想 I thought so.
(door creaks, slams)
(girls laughing)
(girl screams)
(car speeds away)
(door slams, car idles loudly)
(Pam laughs)
好吧，潘... Well, Pam...
你要走那邊？ which way are you going?
- 左還是右？ - 右邊 - Left or right? - Right.
啊，太糟糕了 Ah, that's too bad.
為什麼？ Why?
走任何一邊的概率是五五開 Well, because it was a 50/50 shot on whether you'd be going left or right.
我們要走左邊 You see, we're both going left.
本來你也可以輕鬆地選左邊 You could have just as easily been going left, too,
如果那樣的話 and if that was the case,
你要等一陣子才會害怕 it would have been a while before you started getting scared.
但是如果你要走另一邊的話 But since you're going the other way,
恐怕... I'm afraid...
你現在就得開始尖叫了... you're gonna have to start getting scared...
現在 immediately.
要幹嘛？ What the fuck?!
(tires squealing)
狗娘養的! Cocksucking motherfucker!
讓我離開這該死的地方！ Just fucking let me out of here!
我要把你撕爛... I'll fucking rip your fucking...
快停下這該死的車! Stop the fucking car!
你幹嘛這樣對待我？ Why are you being such a shit?
(screaming, tires squealing)
(horn honks)
(continues screaming, gasping)
(tires squealing)
(car frame squeaking, rattling)
(grunting)
(continues grunting)
好了吧 Okay.
就這樣吧 Here's the thing.
我知道 (shakily chuckles) I get it.
我... 我知道這只是一個玩笑 很有意思 L... I know it's a joke, and super funny.
恩，只要你現在就停下 (gasping) Um, but if you just stop right now,
你...讓我下車 you know, and... and let me out,
我絕對不會告訴其他人 因為這就是一個玩笑 I'll never tell anybody because I know it's a joke.
我知道這些玩笑的 I know all about jokes.
呵呵呵 Ha ha ha!
我保證不會有事的 (sniffs) I promise everything'll be fine.
只要...只要... 只要讓我下車 Just... just... just let me out.
求你了？ Please?
-然後... - 嘿，潘! - And... and... and... - Hey, Pam!
還記得我說過的 這車是不死車麼？ Remember when I said this car was death proof?
那可不是假的 - (frame rattling, squeaking) - Well, that wasn't a lie.
坐這車百分之百是不會死的 This car is 100% death proof.
但你必須記住一點... Only to get the benefit of it, honey...
只有坐在我的座位上才不會死 you really need to be sittin' in my seat.
(car rumbles, idling)
(gasps)
(gasping, groaning)
(gurgles)
(head slams against metal)
(sighs)
現在我得去追那幾個姑娘們了 Now I gotta catch me my other girlfriends.
(tires squeal)
不、不、不 No, no, no, no, no, no.
是戴夫·迪· 多西 ·比基·米克·提西樂團 It's Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Tich.
記住了麼？ So, you got it?
謝謝，親愛的 下首歌就放這個，好麼？ Thanks, honey. You're gonna play it next song, right?
好孩子 Good boy.
(chuckles)
Growl!
再見 Bye-bye.
你要聽什麼？ Who do you want to hear?
是戴夫·迪· 多西 ·比基·米克·提西樂團 Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick, and Tich.
什麼？ Who?
是戴夫·迪· 多西 ·比基·米克·提西樂團 Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick, and Tich.
究竟是誰？ Who the fuck are they?
說來你聽，片特·湯森 For your information, Pete Townshend, at one point,
他差點退出了「誰人」樂隊 almost quit The Who, and if he had,
如果真那樣，肯定會加入進來 he would have ended up in this group,
是戴夫·迪· 多西 ·比基·米克·提西·皮特樂團 thus making it Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick, Tich, and Pete.
要我說的話，他真的該加入 And if you ask me, he should have.
就是這首歌 - (song begins playing) - That's my boy!
&&
*抱緊我，數到三* & Hold tight. Court to three &
*不要離開* & Gotta stay close by me &
*抱緊我，發聲唱，大聲喊* & Ard hold tight. Sirg ard shout &
*跟我一起叫* & Just ride my rourdabout &
*抱緊我，閉上眼* & Ard hold tight. Shut your eyes &
*女孩，你我是良配* & Girl. You suit me for size &
*忘掉別的男人吧* & Forget the other guys &
*每次你打來電話 都不會失望* & You'll rever fall each time you call &
*抱緊我，抱緊我* & Hold tight. Hold tight &
*抱緊我* & Hold tight &
*抱緊我，讓我感覺到你所言非虛* & Hold tight. Make me feel. What you say is for real &
*抱緊我，喧鬧的酒會* & Ard hold tight. Carousel &
*女孩，你會很快想起我* & Girl. You'll soor rirg my bell &
*抱緊我，我們一起飛* & Ard hold tight. We will fly &
*上下翻飛* & Swirgirg low. Swirgirg high &
*我們會衝上雲霄* & We're gorra make the sky &
*永不墜落* & You'll rever fall &
(tires squeal)
(engine revs)
(tires squealing)
(engine revving)
&&
開大點聲！ SHANNA: I want to hear this part of the song louder!
(Stuntman Mike screams)
(hissing)
(distant chattering)
你還記得什麼嗎？ Do you remember anything?
(phone rings)
啊...我...我不記得了 Uh... l... I don't remember.
(door slams)
布洛克醫生 EARL: Doctor Block.
(indistinct voice over intercom)
節制訓練的去310房間 WOMAN: (over intercom) Self-restrairts to Room 310
節制訓練的去310房間 Self-restrairts to Room 310
病人的診斷結果怎麼樣，布洛克醫生？ Well. What's the patient's prognosis, Dr. Block?
這和你有什麼關係 I don't really see it's any of your business.
說說吧，女士 Come on now, Sis.
你只需要告訴我們 You just tell us.
他的情況有多糟糕？ How bad is he?
他撞傷得非常厲害 He got banged up real good.
鼻骨碎了，鎖骨斷了 左手無名指粉碎 Busted nose, broken collarbone, smashed up his left index finger.
就這些？ Is that it?
他太幸運了 He was real lucky.
(chuckles)
還想知道什麼？ That'll be all?
好，足夠了，謝謝你，布洛克醫生 Well, that's more than enough, and I wanna thank you, Dr. Block.
狗娘養的 (grunts) Son of a bitch.
老爹 So, Pop.
你怎麼看？ What do you think?
好吧，一號兒子 Well, Son Number One,
我的想法太殘忍了 正尋思該不該說出來 what I think is so goddamn ghoulish I hesitate to speak it out loud.
說說看呢 Well, give it a shot.
這是一宗汽車殺人案 Well, what we have here is a case of vehicular homicide.
那老小子謀殺了那幾個小妞兒 That ol' boy in there murdered them pretty little gals.
他用的是汽車，不是斧子 不過結果一樣 I mean, he used a car, not a hatchet, but they're dead just the same.
你打算怎麼做？ Well, what are you gonna do?
什麼也不做 Not a goddamn thing.
地檢署排除了犯罪行為 D.A. Says there ain't no crime here.
那幾個小妞都喝得醉醺醺 而且飽抽了大麻 Every one of them gals was swimming in alcohol and floatin' on weed,
而那個老傢伙乾乾淨淨 and old Hooper in there came out clean as a whistle.
你真的覺得他是故意殺了那些女孩嗎？ Now, you actually think that he premeditatively murdered them gals?
我沒辦法證明 Well, I can't prove it.
想像一下又不會有什麼害處 But since thinkin' don't cost nothin', I can think it, and I do.
是啊，老爹 不過他自己也受了很重的傷 Yeah, but Pop, he got pretty banged up himself.
沒錯，他是受了很重的傷... Well, hell yeah, he got banged up, but goddamn...
但你看看那些女孩子 她們就像被妖怪嚼碎 I mean, them pretty little gals in there look like a goddamn giant
又吐出來的樣子 chewed 'em up and spit 'em out.
她們有活下來的嗎？ Did any of 'em survive?
(scoffs) Shit.
兩噸的金屬 200英里的時速 Two tons of metal, 200 miles an hour,
血肉橫飛，牛頓定理... flesh and bone and plain old Newton...
那些女孩都死了 they all princess died.
(Son sighs)
為什麼？ Why?
我猜跟性有關 Well, I'd guesstimate it's a sex thing.
只能這麼想了 The only way I can figure it.
高速的衝撞，扭曲的金屬，破碎的玻璃 High-velocity impact, twisted metal, busted glass,
一瞬間4條生命沒有了 all four souls taken exactly the same time.
也許是那個變態發洩性慾的唯一方式 Probably the only way that diabolical degenerate can shoot his goo.
我覺得唯一給他定罪的機會 Yeah, I think the only thing we can dream of getting that bastard on
就是搭車人因坐他的死亡盒子而喪命 is vehicular manslaughter for the hitchhiker in the death box.
那是一種赤裸裸的 危及他人生命的草率行為 That was just plain old, goddamn reckless endangerment.
但是那個酒保 But I got me a goddamn bartender
他證明特技人麥克整晚滴酒未沾 gonna testify that ol' Stuntman Mike didn't drink a drop all night.
而搭車人被男友拋下 And his passenger was left stranded by her date,
大雨傾盆 是那女的主動要求搭車的 in the goddamn rain, no less, and she asked him for the fucking ride.
從表面來看 他只是想要幫她 Now, on paper, this is gonna look like he was just trying to help her out.
我是說，陪審團肯定會這麼看 I mean, that's the way the jury's gonna see it.
你打算怎麼辦，老爹？ So, what are you gonna do, Pop?
Tsk.
我可以一個人來辦這宗案子 Well, I could take it upon myself to work the case,
用業餘時間 you know, in my off hours.
查找證據，證實我的推理 Search for evidence, you know, prove my theory.
提醒執法機構 Alert authorities.
跟蹤那個臭婊子養的 他去哪我追到哪 Dog that rotten son of a bitch-- wherever he goes, l go.
我也可以把這些時間精力 Or l could spend the same goddamn amount of time and energy
花在追看全國汽車巡迴賽上 following the NASCAR circuit.
嗯，我考慮了很久 Hmm. l've thought about it a lot.
覺得我要是選後者 會過得開心得多 l think l'd have a hell of a lot happier life if l did the latter.
不過正因為我不能 And just because l can't
將裡面那個弗蘭肯斯坦 似的老傢伙繩之以法 punish Old Frankenstein in there for what he's done,
我告訴你 就像主告訴約翰那樣 l'm gonna tell you like the Lord told John--
如果他敢再犯 if he ever does it again,
我他媽的向你保證 他絕不會在德克薩斯犯 l can make goddamn sure he don't do it in Texas.
黎巴嫩 田納西州 &&
14個月後
* 你知道你在向下滑翔 * & You krow you're slidirg dowr &
* 雖然你的心不願這樣 * & Agairst your heart &
( tires squeal )
* 沒錯，你在滑翔 * & Yeah. you got ore &
* 閉上雙眼 * & Just close your eyes &
* 你就能看見 * & So you car see &
* 不寶貝，我不介意 * & No. baby. h dor't care &
* 他們說什麼 這很容易 * & What they say. it's so easy &
* 不寶貝，我不介意 * & No. baby. h dor't care &
* 他們說什麼 這很容易 * & What they say. it's so easy &
* 是的，我在滑翔 * & Yeah. it's comir' or &
( girls chattering )
* 這感覺越來越甜蜜 * & ht's gettirg sweeter &
* 越來越美好 * & Ard sweeter &
( sirger laughs )
* 如果你真要下滑 * & hf you're gorra drowr &
* 那就一滑到底 * & Ther do it the right way &
* 一滑到底 * & The right way &
* 我不介意他們說什麼，這很容易 * & h dor't care what they say. it's so easy &
* 我不介意他們說什麼，這很…… * & h dor't care what they say. it's so &
( switches off radio )
- 你和他住同一層嗎？ - 不，他住第四層 - KlM: Are you on the same floor as him? - LEE: No, he's on the fourth.
- 那去了誰的房間 - 我的 - And who's in whose room? - He's in mine.
然後怎樣了？ And so what happened then?
我們親熱了大概十分鐘 然後我讓他回自己房去了 We made out for about ten minutes, and then l sent him off to his room.
- 那麼巨石強森的接吻技術如何？ - 嗯，他棒極了 - So how's the Rock as a kisser? - Mm, he's damn good.
他有那種軟綿綿的嘴唇 還有光滑的指尖 He's got them mushy lips, smooth fingertips.
嗯，我喜歡軟綿綿的嘴唇 Mm, l love them mushy lips.
他個頭很大，於是他把我轉過來 讓我背靠著他 He's a big guy, so he spins me around so my back is up against him,
伸出他的大手，放在我脖子上 takes his big hand and puts it on my throat,
把我的頭扳回去，斜靠過來 從後面吻我 tilts my head back and leans over me, kisses me from behind.
我靠，這麼性感! Damn, that sounds sexy!
確實很性感 lt was sexy.
可是這樣就完了？ 你讓他回去？他什麼反應？ But then that was it? You sent him off? How'd he take it?
等一下，我們來這兒幹什麼？ Wait a minute, what are we doing here?
我要撐到機場去接蘇伊的話 必須喝他一大杯咖啡才行 lf l'm gonna power through and pick up Zoe at the airport, l need coffee.
既然這樣 能不能再買瓶伏特加和無糖紅牛？ Since you're getting that, can you get some more vodka and sugar-free Red Bull?
你啥時候醒的 We didn't know you were awake.
我沒醒，我睡著了 l'm not awake. l'm asleep.
不過還是要記得買伏特加和無糖紅牛 But get some more vodka and some sugar-free Red Bull anyway.
再買支紅蘋果助曬油 And some Red Apple Tans.
靠，我停車不是給你們這些賤人買雜貨的 Damn, l didn't stop to get you bitches groceries.
- 你記得怎麼去機場嗎？ - 嗯 - You remember how to get to the airport? - LEE: Uh-huh.
那你就該到方向盤後面去 因為開車的將是你 Then you should get behind the wheel, 'cause you gonna drive.
臭娘們 Motherfuckers.
( motion sensor dings )
他們沒有無糖紅牛 They ain't got sugar-free Red Bull.
只有普通紅牛和無糖G.O.果汁 They got regular Red Bull and sugar-free G.O. juice.
- G.O.吧 - G.O.！ - ABBlE: G.O. - KlM: G.O.!
* 並非你的吻使你為我所有 * LEE: & lt's not the way you kiss that says you're mine &
* 很多很多夜晚消消溜走 * & Many, many, many nights go by &
* 我獨坐在家為你淚流 * & l sit alone at home and cry over you &
* 還有什麼是我能夠 * & What can l do &
* 想要的人再也沒有，再也沒有 * & Don't want nobody, nobody &
* 因為那個人是你，我的寶貝 * & 'Cause, baby, it's you &
* 他們所說的是真是假 * & ls it true what they say &
* 關於你的一切 * & All about you &
* 他們說你的真心誰都不給 * & They say you'll never ever never be true &
* 他們說什麼我都無所謂 * & lt doesn't matter what they say &
* 我會用所有古老的方式愛你 * & l know l'm gonna love you any old way &
* 還有什麼是我願意 * & What would l do &
* 如果沒有了你 * & Without you &
* 想要的人再也沒有— * & l don't want nobody-- &
我的鑰匙他媽上哪去了？ 哦，在這兒 Where the hell are my keys? Here they are.
對不起，我不是故意給你開演唱會的 Sorry, l didn't mean to give you a concert there.
不，不是你 No, it wasn't you.
那個人走過去的時候碰到了我的腳 That guy bumped into my feet when he walked by.
不知怎麼搞的 讓我起了一身雞皮疙瘩 l don't know why, but that kind of creeped me out.
( engine starts )
( loud rock resumes )
( tires squealing )
* 我不介意他們說什麼 * & h dor't care what they sayirg to me &
( sirger laughs )
小雞雞 Little dick.
肯定是 Clearly.
既然我都起來了 順便去趟自動提款機吧 Since l'm up, l might as well hit the ATM.
再去抽根煙 Get me a fuckin' smoke.
( nearby engine idles )
( tires screech )
( coins drop )
怎麼了？ What?
你剛剛有沒有看見…… Did you just see the...
什麼？ What?
沒什麼，小甜甜 Nothing, honey.
( motion sensor dings )
( cell chirps song )
喂 Y'ello.
是我 lt's me.
想我了？ Miss me?
你最好把屁股從基姆的車上挪下來 You best get your ass off Kim's car.
- 她自己也坐過 - 她的屁股又不是你的屁股 - l've seen Kim sit on it before. - Her ass ain't your ass.
好吧，話說回來 我好像上了這個月的《誘惑》 Okay. So, l think l'm in this month's issue of Allure
你這有《誘惑》嗎？ You got Allure?
雜誌在櫥窗旁邊 Magazines by the window.
有了！ Here you are!
( laughing )
你這性感尤物 You hot mama, you.
一會兒見 See you in a second.
三塊八毛五，收你二十 $3.85...out of 20.
找你十六塊，還有零錢 非常感謝 And you get 16 and change back. Thank you very much.
你知道嗎，櫃檯後面還有別的時尚雜誌呢 You know, l got other fashion magazines for sale behind the counter.
不用了，這本就行了 No, that's okay. This'll be all.
隨口問問 Thought l'd ask.
- 還是謝謝了 - 好走 - Thanks anyway. - Have a good one.
我有這個月的意大利版《時尚》 l got this month's issue of ltalian Vogue
這個月的？ This month's?
你肯定想不到 Listen to this.
這家「圓周A」的店員 有這個月的意大利版《時尚》 The Circle A clerk has this month's issue of ltalian Vogue
- 不可能 - 真的！ - No way. - Way!
我不相信他媽的「圓周A」也賣意大利《時尚》 l can't believe fuckin' Circle A carries ltalian Vogue
確實不賣，是他的個人收藏 lt doesn't. lt's his own personal copy.
他願意27塊轉手 He'll let it go for 27 bucks.
27塊？ ( scoffs ) 27 bucks?
你他媽的還在乎這點錢？ 這不過是你一天的零花錢 What the fuck do you care? We're talking about per diem here.
這可是在田納西州的黎巴嫩 竟給我們找到一期意大利《時尚》 We found an issue of ltalian Vogue in Lebanon, Tennessee.
他沒跟我們要克魯格金幣就算我們走運了 （南非貨幣） We're lucky he's not asking for fuckin' Krugerrands.
我打算買，費用可以三個人平分 l'm getting it, and we're splitting it three ways.
誰，我，你和基姆？ What, me, you, and Kim?
基姆對意大利《時尚》不會有一絲興趣 Kim doesn't give a shit about ltalian Vogue.
但是布蘭迪可以加入 如果她不願意，她妹妹泰絲拉肯定會 but Brandy'll come in with us, and if she won't, Tisla, her sister, will.
好吧，但如果有誰撕掉我想要的任何一頁 Okay, but if anybody tears out any sheets l want,
你就得給我去重新彩印 而且還不能在街頭複印店印 you gotta make color Xeroxes of those pages, and l'm not talking Kinko's.
你得把它拿去美術組 讓他們給我弄好 You take it to the art department and have them do it fuckin' right.
( chattering )
( shutter clicks )
( clicks )
- Whoo! - ( clicks twice )
我的上帝！ - Oh, my God! - ( clicks )
( clicks )
拍到了！ STUNTMAN MlKE: Got it!
( click )
- ( click ) - ...the actress...
( click )
好傢伙 Oh, boy.
你實在趕得太巧了，蘇伊 Your timing couldn't be better, Zoe.
碰巧我們三個這三天都不用做事 lt just so happens we're all three off-duty for the next three days.
我靠！怎麼可能？ Fuckin' hell! How does that happen?
我要給琳賽·羅翰化妝 而她要放三天假 l'm doing Lindsay Lohan's makeup, and she's off for the next three days.
這段時間也不用替身參與拍攝 於是基姆也休息 There's no stunts being filmed during that time so Kim's free,
而麗這四天如果沒有通知也不用報到 and Lee's on a will-notify for the four days.
那拍攝的事怎麼樣？ So how's the shoot going?
棒極了，我們從沒這麼開心過 Great. We're having the best time.
導演叫塞西爾·伊萬斯，他太有意思了 The director, Cecil Evans, is so fun.
我們拍著最酷的影片，還總開派對 We're making the coolest movie and partying all the time.
說得太對了，下一個活兒肯定沒這麼爽了 Hell, yeah. The next job after this one is definitely gonna suck.
那來說說看吧，女士們 So let's hear it, ladies.
來講愛情故事吧！誰和誰有一腿了？ Set romances! Who's getting it off?
那肯定是麗和工具箱了 That would be Lee and Toolbox.
哦，工具箱！名字聽上去就很有前途 Oh, Toolbox! Name sounds promising.
- 他是道具工 - 他是個變態 - He's a grip. - What he is is a pervert.
你們越說我越覺得他妙哎 Well, he just keeps sounding better and better.
他怎麼變態了？ What's his perversion?
他喜歡看我尿尿 He likes to watch me pee.
* 麗坐在馬桶上，工具箱看她尿尿 * & Lee is sitting on a toilet and Toolbox is watching her pee &
* 尿了一泡又一泡 * & P-l-S-S-l-N-G &
Ooh!
是啊，但沒下文了 Yeah, but not no more.
現在她又和巨石強森打得火熱 Now she's getting it on with the Rock.
你竟和巨石強森有一腿？ You had a one-off with the Rock?
哦，不是真的巨石強森 他是個電工，叫布魯斯 Well, not the real Rock. He's this electrician named Bruce.
是基姆取的外號，因為他長得像巨石強森 所以後來我們都這麼叫他 He looks like the Rock, so we all just call him the Rock.
沒錯，這劇組裡的人全是明星臉 Oh, yeah, this is an all-star crew.
還有人長得像尼克·凱奇 還有皮威·赫曼呢（八十年代的喜劇紅星） We got a guy who looks like Nic Cage and Pee Wee Herman, too.
基姆，你亂搞了幾個，趕快說！ Kim, dick department. Let's hear it!
這次不敢亂搞了 我找了個男朋友 Mm-mmm, no dick this trip. l got a man.
- 你和他處多久了？ - 大概三個月 - How long have you had this boyfriend? - About three months.
從誰那兒搶來的？ Who'd you steal him from?
誰也不是！ Nobody!
- 基姆！ - 幹嘛？ - ABBlE: Kim! - Wha--what?
他肯定有女朋友 He totally had a girlfriend.
所有基姆的男友一開始都是別人的男友 ZOE: All of Kim's boyfriends start out as somebody else's boyfriend.
我沒搶他！ l did not steal him!
他們都不是我搶來的 他們只不過……回頭是岸了 l didn't steal any of them; they just...jumped ship.
( girls snorting )
- 你的故事呢，艾伯納西？ - 艾比可是把大法師搞到手了哦 - So what's your story, Abernathy? - Oh, Abbie's got the big Kahuna.
我事實上對塞西爾動過心 l had a set crush on Cecil.
事實上動過心？別扯了老大 你一度都成他「事實上」的老婆了！ Set crush? Nigga, please. You were his set wife!
拜託，這裡的關鍵字是 動「過」心和「一度」 ''Were'' and ''had'' being the key words, here.
婊子，誰不知道你們倆舊情還在 Bitch, you two are still into each other and you know it.
好吧，如果他這麼愛我 為什麼他要和黛瑞·漢娜的替身上床？ Yeah, well, if he's so in love with me, why did he fuck Darryl Hannah's stand-in?
( all snorting and cackling )
是的，男人都是狗，這太好笑了！ Yes, men are dogs. Oh, it's so funny!
這太好笑了！ Oh, it's so funny!
有必要這麼傷心嗎 看你都快氣瘋了 Stop acting all hurt. Your ass just mad.
是的，他專和替身上床 Yeah, he's a stand-in fucker.
婊子，你該忘掉這件破事兒了 都過了兩周了 You need to get over that shit. That was two weeks ago.
好嘛，現在你又這麼說了 Oh, well, now you put it like that...
哦，我還沒告訴你故事的精華 Oh, l haven't told you the best part.
他在我的生日那天和她幹的 He fucked her on my birthday.
哦，這就有點不厚道了 Oh, that's a horse of a different color.
- 謝謝你 - 他知道那天是你生日嗎？ - Thank you. - Did he know it was your birthday?
我的意思是，他是導演，應該很忙吧 l mean, he's the director. He's kind of busy.
他吃了一塊我的生日蛋糕，還送了我禮物 He ate a piece of my birthday cake, and he got me a present.
是的……我認為他知道 - ( whispers ) Wow. - Yeah...l think he knew.
他送你什麼了？ What did he get you?
他拍了一盒帶子送我 He made me a tape.
他給你拍了盒帶子？ He made you a tape?
等一下，他不是給你刻了張CD？ - ( shrieks ) - Wait, he didn't burn you a CD?
而是專門給你拍的帶子？ He made you a tape?
- 是的 - 好浪漫啊！ - Yeah. - Oh, that is so romantic!
是的，我知道你們要說什麼 所以別跟我來那套 Yes, l know what you're gonna say, so don't even go there.
這聽上去就像真愛的證明 This sounds like the test of true love to me.
瞧，我知道你們喜歡他 他是很招人喜歡 Look, l know you guys like him. He's likeable.
但他在我的生日那天和別的女人上床 But he fucked another woman on my birthday.
你們怎麼能不站在我這邊？ How can you not be on my side?
我承認，這聽上去很差勁 l admit, that sounds bad.
就是很差勁！ lt is bad!
只是聽起來他似乎情有可原 lt just sounds like there's a little more to it than that.
你們兩個上過床嗎？ Were you two fucking?
沒有 Hell, no.
喂，你是艾伯納西嗎？ Hello, is your name Abernathy?
對不起 Sorry.
你問題的答案是沒有，當然沒有 The answer to your question is no, of course not.
「當然沒有」是什麼意思？ What do you mean ''No, of course rot''?
塞西爾之所以六年沒交女朋友 The reason Cecil hasn't had a girlfriend in six years
就是因為他不缺女孩子和他上床 而一旦你和塞西爾上了床 is because girls will fuck him, and if you fuck Cecil,
他就不拿你當女朋友看 you don't become one of his girlfriends--
我的意思並不是我想當他的女朋友 not to say l want to be his girlfriend,
但如果我真想當他女朋友的話 如果我和他上床，就會泡湯 but if l did want to be his girlfriend, if l fucked him, l wouldn't be.
我就會成為他其中一個性伴 而我已經太老，不適合玩這套了 l'd be one of his regulars, and l'm getting too fuckin' old for that shit.
- 你連碰都不讓他碰一下嗎？ - 有啊！ - Have you let him do anything? - Yes!
我讓他給我做腳部按摩 l've let him give me a foot massage,
我們一塊看電影時，我讓他牽我的手 and when we go to the movies, l've let him hold my hand.
婊子，你的行為像12歲小姑娘 Bitch, you might be actin' like you 1 2 years old,
而他則表現得很男人 but he just acting like a man.
你得和那小子來真格的 You need to break that nigga off a piece.
讓我來整理一下 Let me get this straight--
你既沒有和他幹，也沒有幫他吸 you're not fucking him, you're not sucking him,
你也沒有和他舌吻 而戴瑞·漢娜的替身這些都干全了？ you're not giving him any tongue, but Darryl Hannah's stand-in is?
能不能不要把我的性生活拿出來分析？ Can we just take my sex life off the table?
事實上，我們分析的是塞西爾的性生活 Actually, it was Cecil's sex life that was on the table--
而你根本就沒有 and your lack of one.
你倆都給我去死 還有你們擊的那一掌 Fuck both of you and your little high-five.
在你把握住一個大佬之前 你得先「把握」住他的「大佬」 Before you can claim a nigga, you got to claim a nigga,
你可以先用手幫那混蛋解決一下 and you can start by giving that motherfucker a hand job
在星期二的車後座上 in the back of the van on Tuesday.
我才不會那麼做！ l'm not gonna do that!
我知道你不會！ 但只有會這樣做的臭婊子 l know you won't! But you know who will--
最後才能住在他那座大公寓裡 the bitch that ends up living in that big-ass mansion of his.
我還沒完全同意基姆所說的 l haven't entirely agreed with everything Kim's said,
但有件事可以肯定 像你那樣先和塞西爾保持距離 but it is true if you've stretched it out like you have with Cecil
然後突然露出你風騷的一面 他們會為你神魂顛倒 and you suddenly get dirty on them, it blows their mind.
是這樣的，蘇伊、基姆和我 在菲律賓參加一個露天舞會 So Zoe, Kim, and l are in the Philippines at an outdoor rave.
- 你們當時在做什麼片子？ - 《劈頭三腳》，第三部分 - LEE: What were you working on? - Three Kicks to the Head. Part Three
而且坦白說，我們當時有點喝多了 And, admittedly, we're a little fucked up.
- 為此乾一杯吧 - 說得好 - ZOE: ( giggling ) Cheers to that. - Word.
乾杯 Cheers.
然後蘇伊…… So Zoe...
這位天才，想給我拍張照 the genius, wants to take a picture of me.
( others laughing )
當時天黑得要命，啥也看不到 lt's dark as hell, and you can't see shit.
於是她拿著相機不停地說 「後退一點點！」 So she's got her camera and keeps saying, ''Step back a little!''
我照做了 So l do.
然後說「再遠一點！」 ( imitating Zoe ) Then ''A little fu-ther!''
於是我又退遠一點 「再遠點！」我又退了點 So l step back a little fu-ther. Then ''A little more!'' So l do.
這時我才發現自己身後 就是一個七英尺的水泥溝 Then l realize l'm at the edge of a seven-foot concrete ditch...
天知道裡面有多少石頭 - ( others cracking up ) - ...with God knows how many rocks
還有碎瓶子和老鼠 如果我掉進那個鬼東西裡去 and broken bottles and rats in it, and if l fell in that fucking thing,
我可能會把脖子都摔斷 l probably would have broken my neck.
於是我對她嚷道 「蘇伊，你差點害死我！」 So l am yelling at her: ''Zoe, you almost killed me!''
然後我們笑了一陣，又走遠了一點 So we laugh about it and walk a little further,
這時蘇伊開始不老實了 and Zoe starts fuckin' around.
然後梆的一聲！ 她真掉進那條倒霉溝裡去了！ And-- bam!-- if she doesn't fall in the fucking ditch!
不錯 LEE: Nice.
謝謝各位，謝謝 Thank you. Yep. Thank you.
我只記得自己向前走了一步 一邊往下看一邊心想
l remember taking a step and looking down, 我只記得自己向前走了一步 一邊往下看一邊心想
just as l'm thinking, ''There's that ditch Abbie was talking about.''
「這就是艾比說的那條溝」 just as l'm thinking, ''There's that ditch Abbie was talking about.''
梆！我就已經在那溝裡了 Bam! l'm in the fucking ditch, you know.
受傷了嗎？ What happened?
你說蘇伊嗎？這只狸貓 What, with Zoe, the cat?
啥事沒有 Nothing.
如果掉進去的是我 他們可能要用直升飛機來抬我出去了 lf l fell in that fuckin' thing, they would have had to helicopter me out of there.
蘇伊卻穩穩當當地站住了 Zoe just lands on her feet.
但後來我開始覺得有點不是味兒 But then later l started feeling a little bad about myself--
蘇伊掉進那條溝，啥事沒有 我們還拿她來取笑 Zoe falls in the ditch and it's nothing. We're laughing about it.
如果我掉進那鬼東西 我可能已經癱瘓了 lf l fell in that fucking thing, l probably would have been paralyzed.
哦寶貝，你可別這麼想 Oh, honey, you can't think like that.
我們都有各自的才能 而這不過湊巧是蘇伊的才能之一 We all have our individual talents, and that just happens to be one of Zoe's.
就身體而言，蘇伊太神奇了 Well, physically speaking, Zoe is amazing.
我是指，敏捷度，反射神經和柔韌性 l mean, agility, reflexes, nimbleness?
這方面人類中很少有能和蘇伊一拼的 There's few human beings that can fuck with Zoe on that front.
基姆，我也喜歡你 Kim, l like you too.
既然如此，在你嫉妒蘇伊的能力之前 Having said that, before you get too envious of Zoe's prowess,
別忘了故事裡最重要的一點 you're missing the most important part of that story.
你沒掉進溝裡，蘇伊卻進了 You didn't fall in the ditch. Zoe did.
蘇伊知道那裡有條溝，因為你告訴過她 Zoe even knew there was a ditch there because you told her,
但她還是掉了進去 and she still fell in.
所以麗說得對，我們都有自己的才能 So Lee's right. We all have our talents.
嘿，她是想表揚我 Hey, l resemble that remark.
( laughing )
對了基姆，你包裡還帶著羅斯科嗎？ So Kim, you still pack a Roscoe?
自己看吧，婊子 Check it out, bitch.
- 哇，不錯嘛，夥計 - 我就知道你會這麼說 - Ooh, nice one, mate. - l know this.
什麼是羅斯科？ LEE: What's a Roscoe?
羅斯科是一種手槍 Roscoe's a pistol.
- 你帶著槍？ - 嗯 - You carry a gun? - Uh-huh.
你有持槍許可證嗎？ You have a license to carry?
是的，當我成為一名特工時 他們發給我一張許可證 Yeah, when l became a Secret Service agent, they gave me a license.
啊，我還不知道你是…… Oh, l didn't know you were...
- 好，當我沒說行嗎？別這麼看著我 - 上帝啊 Okay, l didn't say it, all right? Stop looking at me. God.
你知道基姆帶著槍嗎？ Did you know Kim carried a gun?
是的，要是問我贊同嗎？不 Yes. Now, do l approve? No.
我知道嗎？知道 Do l know? Yes.
聽著，我不管你們 生活在哪個未來主義的烏托邦 Look, l don't know what futuristic utopia you live in,
但我所在的世界裡，女人需要帶槍 but the world l live in, a bitch need a gun.
有件事你得承認 You can't get around the fact that people who carry guns
帶槍的人與不帶槍的相比 更容易被人開槍打死 tend to get shot more than people who don't.
那你也得承認 如果我半夜去洗衣房的次數足夠多 And you can't get around the fact that if l go down to the laundry room
我可能會被強姦 at midnight enough times, l might get my ass raped.
誰要你半夜去洗衣房 Don't do your laundry at midnight.
去死！我他媽的想幾時洗就幾時洗 Fuck that! l wanna do my laundry whenever the fuck l want to.
除了槍還有很多東西可以防身 比如辣椒噴劑 There are other things you can carry other than a gun. Pepper spray.
天，殺千刀的都想強姦我了 我可不能只讓他得點皮疹就算了 Uh, motherfucker trying to rape me, l don't want to give him a skin rash.
我要幹掉那該死的東西！ l wanna shut that nigga down!
那至少可以用刀吧？ How about a knife, at least?
是的，你知道帶刀的死鬼都什麼下場嗎？ Yeah, you know what happens to motherfuckers carry knives?
被槍打！ They get shot!
如果哪天我成了明星，我就不帶槍了 lf l ever become a famous actress, l won't carry a gun.
我會雇個狠傢伙幫我帶槍 而當那垃圾被打倒時 l'll hire me a do-dirt nigga and he'll carry the gun, and when shit goes down,
我會坐在旁邊冷笑 但在那天到來之前，只有扮牛仔了 l'll sit back and laugh, but until that day, it's Wild West.
那麼蘇伊，你來之前想好要做什麼了嗎？ So Zoe, you thought about what you want to do first?
巧得很，我明確知道自己想幹嘛 lt just so happens l know exactly what l want to do.
真的嗎？是什麼？ Oh, really? And what would that be?
對我來說，如果不能開一回底特律賽車 來美國就沒意義了 To me, there's no point in being in America unless you can drive a Detroit muscle car.
我想開一輛道奇挑戰者—— 隨便干我吧，干到爽為止 l wanna drive a Dodge Challenger-- fuck me swinging, balls out.
( laughing )
我們也許可以和交通組的人談談 ABBlE: Well, l guess we could talk to Transpo,
非得是道奇挑戰者嗎？ but does it have to be a Dodge Challenger?
不僅如此，它還必須是輛1970年的 道奇挑戰者，帶440引擎的 Not just that. lt has to be a 1970 Dodge Challenger with a 440 engine.
( cackles )
那上哪給你找去呀？ How in the fuck do you expect to do that?
別擔心，夥計們 No worries, mate.
我早就盤算好了 l've got it all worked out.
當我知道自己要來時 我就上網查了查 When l knew l was coming here, l went online and found out
發現這裡的本地報紙是《黎巴嫩哨報》 that the local paper here in Tennessee is the Lebaror News Sertirel
- 於是我在家時—— - 不好意思，你家在哪兒？澳大利亞？ - So back home-- - l'm sorry, where's home? Australia?
( grunts )
你這是什麼意思，夥計？ What do you mean by that, mate?
蘇伊來自新西蘭 而你永遠不要—— Zoe's from New Zealand, and you never--
我重複一遍，永遠不要—— 把新西蘭人稱作澳洲人 l repeat, never-- call a Kiwi an Aussie.
除非你的屁股欠踢 KlM: That is, unless you want your ass kicked.
真不好意思，我再也不會—— l'm so sorry. l will nev--
( others snorting )
哦，沒事的 Oh, it's okay.
我們只是在拿你開心，夥計 We're just taking the piss out of you, mate.
我的家在奧克蘭 Auckland, to answer your question.
話說回來，我一個月前開始訂本地的報紙 Anyway, l subscribed to the local paper a month ago.
你在新西蘭訂這裡的鄉下報紙干屁？ Why the fuck you want a local redneck newspaper in New Zealand?
安靜，聽我說 Pipe down and l'll tell you.
我一直查看這報紙上面的分類廣告 l've been getting the paper and checking the classifieds,
尋找待售的汽車 looking at cars for sale,
結果昨天的報紙說 就在這個鎮子上 so as of yesterday, for sale in this town,
有個傢伙打算賣掉一輛 1970年的道奇挑戰者 some dude is selling a stock 1970 Dodge Challenger
有440引擎，而且是白色的 with a 440 engine and a white paint job.
你想買嗎？ KlM: And you wanna buy it?
基姆，我也許有點蠢 但我還沒有蠢得冒泡 Kim, l may be stupid, but l'm not bloody stupid.
我想告訴他我要買 這樣他就會讓我試開 l wanna say l wanna buy it so he'll let me test-drive it.
1970年的白色道奇挑戰者？ A 1970 Dodge Challenger with a white paint job?
哦，對了，庫沃斯基！ Oh, uh, Kowalski!
就是《粉身碎骨》裡的庫沃斯基 夥計，太他媽經典了！ Kowalski from Varishirg Poirt Mate, it's a fucking classic!
如果我能讓這個人 lf l can get this guy
允許我單獨開一會兒 我會把車門都撞掉 to let me drive it without him, l will blow the doors off that bitch.
什麼是《粉身碎骨》？ ABBlE: What's Varishirg Poirt?
什麼是《粉身碎骨》？ What's Varishirg Poirt?
艾比，我還以為這裡就我是文盲呢 Abs, l'm supposed to be the illiterate one.
它可是史上最偉大的美國電影之一 lt's just one of the best American movies ever made.
事實上，蘇伊 大多數女孩都不會知道《粉身碎骨》的 Actually, Zoe, most girls wouldn't know Varishirg Poirt
等一下，大多數女孩？ 那你倆是什麼？ Excuse me. Most girls? What the fuck are you two?
是的，我們是機械狂 所以我倆當然看過 Yeah, well, we're gearheads. Of course we watched it.
你們都是看《粉紅佳人》那種垃圾長大的 （1986年上映的青春愛情片） Y'all grew up watching that Pretty ir Pirk shit.
哦，我喜歡《粉紅佳人》 Oh, l liked Pretty ir Pirk
什麼，你們都不看約翰·休斯的電影嗎？ （八九十年代著名喜劇導演） What, so you didn't watch John Hughes movies?
當然有看，我是個女孩 但我也看賽車影片 Of course l did. l'm a girl. But l also watched car shit, too...
《粉身碎骨》啦，《衝刺大黎明》啦 Varishirg Poirt. Dirty Mary Crazy Larry.
《極速60秒》啦 - Gore ir 60 Secords-- - Oh--
真正的那一部 不是安吉麗娜·茱莉的那部垃圾 The real one, not that Angelina Jolie bullshit.
在奧克蘭我們有個露天影院放過《粉身碎骨》 We have an outdoor theater in Auckland that plays Varishirg Poirt.
還有《偉大的星期三》，全是經典 Big Wedresday. all the classics.
( honks )
( honking )
你們這些騷娘兒們想幹嘛？ What do you horny gals want?
( door opens, slams )
你是不是要賣一輛1970年的道奇挑戰者？ Yeah, you got a 1970 Dodge Challenger for sale?
就在這邊，女士們 Right up here, ladies.
這玩意兒帥呆了！ This shit is off the fuckin' hook!
真他媽開了眼了，夥計 Fuckin' legendary, mate.
帥哥，能不能先失陪一下 我想和我的合夥人談談 Sweet ass. Well, if you'll excuse me, l'd like to have a word with my associate.
你們女士們慢慢談 You ladies take your time.
( laughs creepily )
( moans )
你還等什麼？快求他讓你單獨開啊 What are you waiting for? Ask him to let you drive it by yourself.
我會的，但首先我想求你個事 l intend to, but first l need to ask you something.
什麼事？ What?
如果他允許我們自己開 我想玩「船桅」 lf he lets us take it out on our own, l wanna play Ship's Mast.
- 哦見鬼，不行！ - 小聲點！ - Oh, hell, no! - Keep it down!
我絕不做「船桅」 Ain't no way l'm doing Ship's Mast.
- 看在基督分上 - 別褻瀆了神靈 - For Chrissakes-- - Don't blaspheme.
對不起 Sorry.
你上次是怎麼說的？ Now, what did you say after the last time?
- 瞧，我知道自己說了什麼 - 你怎麼說的 - Look, l know what l said. - What did you say?
- 我知道我說過我們不應該—— - 不 - l know l said we shouldn't-- - No.
你說的不是我們不應該 你說的是我們再也不會這麼做 You didn't say we shouldn't. You said we ain't ever gonna do that again.
- 可是—— - 可是個屁！ - But-- - But, my ass!
你不僅說我們再也不玩「船桅」 You said not only are we never gonna play Ship's Mast again,
你還說如果你再這麼磨我 but you also said if you ever do what you trying to do now,
我不但要拒絕你 必要時還有權動用武力制止你 to not only refuse, but that l had permission to physically restrain your ass if necessary.
現在告訴我，你有沒有這麼說過？ Now, did you or did you not say that?
不不不，回答我的問題，混蛋 No, no, no. Answer the question, motherfucker.
- 你有沒有說過？ - 是的，我說了 - Did you or did you not say that? - Yes, l said that.
- 但是—— - 去他媽的「但是」 - However-- - Whatever with your ''however.''
我知道我說了，我也知道我當時是認真的 Look, l know l said it, and l know l meant it--
死女人，你當然是認真的 Damn skippy you meant it!
但我說的是指不在美國的情況 But when l said it, l didn't mean in America!
- 哦，得了吧 - 是真的 - Oh, nigga, please. - For real. Really.
我的意思是我們再也不該 在新西蘭或者澳大利亞玩「船桅」 l meant we should never play Ship's Mast again in New Zealand or Australia.
你這個大騙子！ You are such a liar!
我知道自己說的話 但當時我並不知道有一天我會來美國 l know what l said, but when l said it l didn't know l'd ever come to America,
如果我知道我要來美國 and if l had of known l was gonna come to America,
有機會在《粉身碎骨》裡的 挑戰者上玩「船桅」的話 had the opportunity to play Ship's Mast on the Varishirg Poirt Challenger...
我當時會加上一句「但是」的 l would have added a ''however.''
對吧？ Right?
好吧，不知怎地，我卻能理解你的心情 Okay, oddly enough, l actually understood that.
但是，雖然你說服自己做傻事 However, just because you talked yourself into some stupid shit
我可沒有失去理智 doesn't mean l have lost my goddamn mind.
你需要兩個人來玩「船桅」，我可不玩 You need two people to play Ship's Mast, and l ain't playing.
我會做你最好的朋友 l'll be your best friend.
我不需要一個住在地球另一面的好朋友 l don't need me no best friend lives on the other side of Planet Earth.
我會幫你捶背 l'll crack your back.
你反正是要捶的 You'll crack it anyway.
沒錯，我反正是要捶的 Well, of course l'll crack it anyway.
但是現在，我這呆幾天 我就給你當幾天捶背的奴隸 But now, while l'm here, l'll be your back-cracking slave.
不管你幾時想要，我都馬上動手 都不用你請求我 Whenever you want it, you've got it. You don't even have to ask.
你只要命令我，說聲 「臭娘們，過來，別閒著」 You just order me to do it, just be like, ''Bitch, get over here and get busy.''
你得給我捶背，為我做腳部按摩 我洗完澡時你還得給我屁股打潤膚油 You crack my back, give me foot massages, and after a shower, you moisturize my butt.
成交 Deal.
我們去問這人能不能讓我們自己開車出去 We're gonna see if this guy'll let us take the car out without him.
如果他同意，你和麗在這兒等著 我們一會就回來 lf he does, you wait here with Lee and we'll be back in a moment.
什麼？ What?
- 我說我們去問這人—— - 我聽到你說什麼了 - l said we're gonna see if this guy'll let-- - l heard what you said.
我只是不敢相信你會這麼說 l just can't believe what you said.
你倆膽子真不小啊 You two got some fuckin' balls.
什麼？ What?
別跟我裝傻 Don't play dumbass with me.
我一宿沒睡，仍然有點暈 還有宿醉在身 l've been up all night, l'm still a little drunk, and l have a hangover.
我應該在我的酒店房間裡呼呼大睡 而不是在煙草路上閒晃 l should be in my hotel room, asleep, not fuckin' around on Tobacco Road,
就因為蘇伊想開什麼《粉身碎骨》的車 我就在這兒了 but because Zoe wanted to drive some Varishirg Poirt car, l'm here.
現在你們竟膽大包天地請求我—— 不對，是要求我 Now you two got the balls to ask me-- no, scratch that-- tell me
和那邊的土老冒交涉 好讓你們兩個酷仔出去玩？ l gotta go make conversation with Tom Joad while the cool kids get to go out and play?
想得美 Bullshit on that.
- 不是這樣的 - 那是怎樣，基姆？ - lt ain't like that. - What's it like, Kim?
你們是我們的同夥 如果我們都去，他肯定不會同意的 You guys are our collateral. He's never gonna go for it if we all go.
我認為當同夥一個人就夠了 l really think one human being will be collateral enough.
你不會願意加入我們的 You're not gonna want to do what we're doing.
你們要幹嘛，不就開車嗎？ What, drive a car?
不止開車 We're doing more than that.
那是什麼，開得很快？ What, drive it fast?
不止開得很快 We're doing more than that.
事實上，我們是為你好 因為我們要做一件蠢事 Actually, we're paying you a compliment, 'cause we gonna do some stupid shit.
( clears throat )
但是沒關係，我們是搞特技的 我們腦子有毛病 But that's okay. We're stunt people. We ain't got good sense.
但你腦子沒毛病 任何腦子沒毛病的人 But you got good sense, and anybody with good sense
- 都不會願意加入我們的 - 你怎麼知道？ - ain't gonna want to do what we're doing. - How do you know?
因為你是個事兒媽 'Cause you're a mum.
是的 Yeah.
你們知道嗎，我們本該成群結隊地行動 You know, we're supposed to be this big posse,
但你們每次想把我排除在外時 都用這個借口 but that's the excuse you guys use whenever you want to exclude me,
好吧，你們兩個不怕死的到底在擺什麼酷 so what is it you two daredevils are doing
覺得我太土，完全理解不了？ that l'm just so uncool l couldn't possibly understand?
你知道，某種意義上我們正在欺騙這人 You know, we're kind of conning this guy,
所以我們最好別在他的眼皮底下 討論這種細節 so maybe it's best if we don't go into detail about it while he's watching us.
除此以外 Besides...
他很可能根本就不會同意 he's probably not gonna let us do it, anyway.
這樣好不好？ Okay, how about this?
我會說服他，但你們得帶上我 l'll talk him into it, but l go along.
- 你有什麼高招？ - 這你們就甭管了 - How you gonna do that? - That's my problem.
不過別擔心 But don't worry.
他會點頭的 ( snorts ) He'll say yes.
你想幹嘛，給他吹蕭嗎？ What are you gonna do, blow him?
不 No.
我會對他暗示說麗要給他吹蕭 l'm gonna insinuate that Lee's gonna blow him.
( laughing )
這主意不錯 That's a good one.
開玩笑的 Not really.
但這事包在我身上，成交嗎？ But let me handle it. We got a deal?
好吧，媽媽，聽好了 Okay, Mama, listen up.
你想和酷仔們一起玩嗎？ 那你就得表現得酷一些 You wanna hang with the cool kids? You got to be cool.
我們帶你一起去，但你要閉嘴 啥都不許說 We take you along, you don't say shit. You don't even say crap.
你只要坐在後面，大氣都別出，明白嗎？ You just sit in the back, and l don't want to hear a peep, you understand?
- 瞭解 - 我是說認真的 - Got it. - l'm serious, now.
一旦你開始嘮叨，我們就停車 把你踢出去，然後回頭再來接你 You start nagging us, we pulling over, kicking you out, and picking you up later.
遵命 Agreed.
好吧，去施你的魔法吧 Okay. Go work your magic.
- 你好，先生 - 你好 - Hello, sir. - Hello.
- 你好，你叫什麼名字？ - 賈斯帕 - Hello, what's your name? - Jasper.
你好賈斯帕，我叫艾伯納西 Hello, Jasper, l'm Abernathy.
- 艾伯什麼？ - 艾伯納西 - Aber what? - Abernathy.
- 你的名字是什麼？ - 這就是我的名字 - What's your first name? - That is my first name.
- 這是什麼破名字 - 叫我艾比就行了 - What kind of first name is that? - Just call me Abbie.
好吧，艾比 Okay, Abbie.
賈斯帕，能不能讓我的朋友和我 Jasper, we were wondering if my friends and l could take the car out
自己出去試開一會這輛車 好體驗一下是否滿意 for a little test drive out on our own, just to see if we're comfortable.
我為什麼要幹這種蠢事？ Why would l do something stupid like that?
為了你的車能賣個更好的價錢 To better sell your automobile.
我怎麼知道你們不會偷我的車？ How do l know y'all ain't just gonna steal it?
說實話有四個理由 Four reasons, actually.
第一，我們不是賊 第二，這樣做很無禮 One, we're not thieves, two, that would be rude,
第三，我們就住在鎮裡的戴斯酒店 three, we're staying at the Days lnn in town--
你可以打電話和經理部查對 我們訂了一個月的房間 you can call, check with management. We're registered for the next month.
哦，蘇伊沒有，但基姆和我訂了 所以出了事你絕對能找到我們 Actually, Zoe's not, but Kim and l are, so we're totally track-downable.
基姆是誰？那個黑妞？ Who's Kim? The colored girl?
是的，基姆是那個黑姑娘 Yes. Kim would be the girl of color.
還有第四個理由，最最重要的 And reason number four-- and the most important:
等我們出去兜風時 while we're taking the car out for a little spin,
你就能更好地熟悉我們的另一個朋友—— that'll give you a better opportunity to get acquainted with our other friend...
麗 Lee.
( chuckles )
為什麼她看上去有點面熟？ Why does she look kind of familiar?
那是因為她是個女明星 That would be because she's a famous actress.
嗯 Hmm.
她為什麼穿成那樣？ Why's she dressed like that?
哦，是這樣的 我們在這鎮上拍一部好萊塢影片 Well, you see, we're making a Hollywood movie in town,
是部啦啦隊長影片 她就演其中一個啦啦隊長 and it's a cheerleader movie, and she's one of the cheerleaders.
什麼是啦啦隊長影片？ What's a cheerleader movie?
一種關於啦啦隊長的影片 A movie about cheerleaders.
是色情片嗎？ ls it a porno movie?
是的，但別提這件事，她很害羞 Yes, it is, but don't mention it. She's shy.
( honks )
麗，這是賈斯帕 賈斯帕，這是麗 ABBlE: Lee, this is Jasper. Jasper, Lee.
現在，你們兩個小孩要乖乖的 Now, you two kids stay out of trouble.
嘿，靚妹，一會回來接你 KlM: Hey, good-looking. Be back to pick you up later.
拜拜！ ZOE: Ta-ta!
( revving )
( Jasper chuckles slowly )
完了 Gulp.
你和我想得一樣嗎？ You thinking what l'm thinking?
我想我正在那樣想 l think l'm thinking it.
你和你在想啥？ What are you and you thinking?
我在想我們跟你說過閉嘴了 l'm thinking we told your ass to shut the fuck up.
- 你們要去哪？ - 呆著別鬧 - Where y'all going? - You stay put.
我想去—— l gotta take a--
你準備好了？ So, you ready to do this?
確定？ You sure?
我總是在快要做之前打退堂鼓 Well, l always don't want to do it right before l'm gonna do it.
我知道你的意思，因為我根本就不想做 l know what you mean, 'cause l don't wanna do it.
基姆！ Kim!
- 我說說而已 - 如果你只是想耍我…… - l'm just saying. - lf you're gonna take the piss out of it...
我只是說說而已 l'm just saying.
你想一開始在上面嗎？ You wanna start out on top?
如果一開始在上面，根本不能算數 Practically doesn't count if you start on the top.
( both laughing )
( unzips bag )
給你手套 Here are your gloves.
不不不，我要穿夾克 No, no, no, no. l'm wearing a jacket.
這是我的夾克 This is my jacket.
你不是要當我的奴隸嗎？ Um, ain't you supposed to be my slave or some shit?
- 來吧 - 在發動機罩上的那個人是我 - Come on. - l'm the one who's on the bonnet.
發動機罩個屁 你只能在車蓋上 Bonnet, my ass. You on the hood.
( pop )
喂，我好像聽見有車過來 Y'all, l think l hear a car coming.
把你的腰帶給我 Give me your belt.
這是我的心肝寶貝 見鬼，用艾伯納西的腰帶吧 This is my cute shit. Fuck that. Get Abernathy's belt.
好吧，我們用艾比的腰帶 Fine, we'll use Abbie's belt.
- 把你的腰帶給我 - 不，這是普拉達的 - Give me your belt. - No. Prada.
好了，把腰帶給她 Come on, give her the belt.
- 咒語 - 「請」把腰帶給她？ - Magic word. - Please give her the belt?
因為你有禮貌我才給你的 Just 'cause you asked nicely.
有禮貌才有回報，基姆！ lt's nice to be nice, Kim!
隨你便 Whatever.
你知道嗎？別想再求我幫你做頭髮 You know what? Don't think about asking me to do your hair.
- 你不做也得做 - 你得說「美女，求你了」才行，婊子 - Your ass gonna do it. - You'll ask ''pretty please,'' bitch,
因為沒人看著的時候你就得這樣 你他媽的就那麼厲害嗎？ because that's what you do when no one else is looking. You ain't that hard.
- 我才不吃你那套 - 艾伯納西 - l ain't getting-- - Abernathy.
現在別惹我 Don't get on my nerves right now.
我腦子已經夠亂了 - l got shit on my mind. - ZOE: Ooh!
我可不是六歲小孩 ABBlE: You know, l ain't six.
( tires squeal )
好冷，能不能關上車窗？ lt's cold. Can we roll up one of these windows?
不能 KlM and ZOE: No.
嘿，艾伯納西，瞧好吧 Okay, Abernathy. Check this out.
你們到底要幹嘛？ What the fuck are you guys doing?
( banging )
這什麼意思？ ABBlE: What does that mean?
啊！ Whoa!
開快點，你這黑婆娘，快一點！ Faster, you black bitch! Faster!
這夠快了吧，你這尖屁股？ That fast enough for your bony ass?
Whoo-hoo!
Whoa ho ho ho!
Oh!
艾伯納西，到前面來 Abernathy, get your ass up here.
Whoa! Whoo-hoo!
好極了 Alrighty.
ABBlE: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
( laughing )
沖，沖，衝！ ZOE: Go, go! Go!
來吧婊子，還想他媽的再快點？ Check it out, bitch. You want it fucking faster?
( screaming )
Whoo-hoo!
Yah hoo hoo!
&&
Yah hoo hoo!
( chuckling )
( laughing )
- 哦，上帝啊 - 搞什麼？媽的 - Oh, my God. - What the fuck? Shit.
( crashing, screaming )
該死！ Damn it!
現在 Now.
你惹過他嗎？說句話啊 Did you do something to him? Say something?
沒有！該死 Nothing! Shit.
他要來了，蘇伊 他來了！ Here he comes, Zoe. He's coming!
Aah!
( skidding )
媽的，該死！ Shit, oh shit!
不！ No!
抓緊了，蘇伊！ Hold on, Zoe!
哦，我的上帝，蘇伊！ Oh, my God. Zoe!
- 抓緊！ - 不行！ - Oh! Hold on! - l can't!
操你媽，混蛋！ Fuck you, motherfucker!
( screaming )
蘇伊！蘇伊！ - Zoe! Zoe! - ( crashes )
- 對不起，我剛才叫你黑婆娘 - 我原諒你，媽的快抓緊！ - l'm sorry l called you a black bitch! - l forgive you. Hold the fuck on!
滾開！ Whoa, whoa, get away!
( crash )
哦該死，我看不見，我看不見了！ Oh, shit. l can't see. l can't see!
蘇伊，把腿挪開！ Zoe, move your leg!
快上來，上來！ ABBlE: Oh! Come on, come on!
變態的鄉下混蛋！離我遠點！ ZOE: Redneck lunatic bastard! Get away from me!
腿！ KlM: ...fucking legs!
上帝啊 Oh, my God.
( skin skids on hood )
該死，我好怕，基姆，我真的好怕 Shit, l'm scared, Kim. l'm really scared.
我知道，寶貝，抓緊啊 l know, baby, just hold on.
小心你的腳！ Watch your feet!
( crash )
你們想玩點勁爆的嗎？ You wanna get hot?
- 他媽的狗娘養的！ - 想更火爆點嗎？ - Fucking son of a bitch! - You wanna get hot?
( crash )
那就再玩一會吧，臭娘們！ Then suck on this for a while, bitch!
蘇伊！該死！ ABBlE: Zoe! Goddamn it!
( Zoe wails )
上帝，離我們遠點，你這流氓！ Oh, my God. Get away from us, you cocksucker!
滾開點！ Leave us alone!
- 操，混蛋！ - 操！ - ZOE: Fuck you, motherfucker! - KlM: Fuck you!
蘇伊！蘇伊！蘇伊！ ABBlE: Zoe! Zoe! Oh, Zoe!
( Zoe sobs )
抓緊！ Hold on!
( metal rasping )
蘇伊！蘇伊！ Zoe! Zoe!
( indistinct )
小心！ Look out!
( horn honks )
( screeching )
準備飛吧，婊子們 Get ready to fly, bitch.
( skin skids on hood )
- 蘇伊！ - 蘇伊，抓緊！ - Zoe! - Zoe, hold on!
他就要撞你的屁股了！ He's right on your fucking ass!
( laughing )
Hey! Whoo-hoo!
嘿，女士們，太爽了 Hey, ladies, that was fun.
再會 Well, adios
嗷！操！ - ( fires ) - Ow! Fuck!
媽的！操！ Shit! Fuck!
( fires again )
滾遠一點！ Run away with your ass!
( empty chamber clicks )
你最好快點逃，混蛋！ You better run, motherfucker!
那個賤人！ That bitch!
( sobs )
我沒事！ l'm okay!
哦，該死！討厭！ Oh, shit! Goddamn it!
你這該死的婊子！ Oh, you fuckin' bitch!
你當然沒事，你當然沒事 我在想什麼啊？ Of course you are. Of course you are. What was l thinking?
( spitting out debris )
我在想什麼啊？ 蘇伊是他媽的狸貓啊！ What was l thinking? Zoe, the fucking cat!
剛才可真玄啊 Whew. That was a close one.
那個瘋子哪去了？ So, where's the maniac?
我打了他一槍，那個阿飛逃掉了 l shot him and his punk ass sped off.
你想不想去追他？ You wanna go get him?
當然想！ Oh, hell yeah!
寶貝 Honey...
我認為你該下車了 l think you might want to get out.
去死吧 Fuck that shit.
讓我們殺了這混蛋 Let's kill this bastard.
好，滾到後面去，我們出發 Okay, get your ass in the back. Let's go.
你上哪去？ Where the fuck you going?
我馬上回來！ l'll be back!
這個肯定夠疼，好，出發 This'll smart. Sweet. Let's go.
做得好，婊子 來吧，帶上那玩意 Oh, fuck yeah, bitch. Come on. Bring that shit.
快開啊！ Giddy-up, then!
耶！ ZOE: Yeah!
( whimpers )
( yells )
( grunting in pain )
上帝啊！ God!
( yells )
快點！快點 ( crying ) Come on! Come on.
( coughs )
為什麼？不，不！ ( crying ) Why? Oh, no!
( screams )
啊！快動手 Ah! Do it.
快動手 Do it.
( screaming )
哦，不！ Oh, no!
不，不，不！ No, no, no!
不，上帝啊！ No, God!
好了，冷靜，老兄 All right, get it together, man.
你——我怎麼——你要幹什麼？ What did you-- what am l-- what are you gonna do?
( engine roaring )
幹掉他！ KlM: Take him down!
( yelling )
你是不是瞎了眼睛？操死你！ Now where do you think you're going? Fuckin' fuck you!
你這不長眼的！ Where do you think you're fucking going?
你以為你在幹嘛 What the fuck do you think--
過來！ Come here!
衝啊！ Go!
Whoo-hoo!
你他媽的往哪跑，混帳王八蛋？ What's wrong with your ass, motherfucking cocksucker?
你想對我擺屁股，擺給誰看啊？ Oh, you're gonna wiggle your ass at me, gonna wiggle it at me?
我幹得你不爽麼，你這變態的鄉下混蛋 Oh, don't like it up the ass, do you, you redneck lunatic bastard?
啊！ Aah!
哦耶，現在就捅破這混帳的蛋！ Oh, yeah, gonna bust a nut up in this bitch right now!
老娘是公路上排第一的騷貨！ Oh, l'm the horniest motherfucker on the road!
去死吧，王八蛋！ Boo-yah, bitch!
你剛才是不是撞到一條船？ Did you just hit a boat?
( cow moos )
上啊基姆，追上他！ Yeah, come on, Kim, get him!
殺了那個賤貨！ Get that motherfucker!
別管那些奶牛，混蛋！ 快閃，混蛋，快閃！ Forget about the cows, motherfucker! Move, motherfucker, move!
( cows sound alarmed )
混蛋！ Motherfucker!
我要撞掉這個王八羔子的蛋 l'm 'bout to bust a nut up in this bitch...
( creaking )
小心，小心 - ( yelling ) - ZOE: Watch it, watch it.
打屁股呀打屁股 & Tapping that ass tapping that ass &
打呀打呀打屁股 & Tapping that tapping that tapping-- &
啊！ - Aah! - ( frame creaking loudly )
賤人 Bastard.
你知道我不會放過你的 Oh, you know l can't let you go...
除非我打到你的屁股 without tapping that ass.
哦，我操！ Oh, fuck me!
- 再…… - 基姆？ - One-- - Kim?
- 來…… - 基姆？ - ...more... - ( clears throat ) Kim?
……一次！ ...time!
去死吧！ Boo-yah!
來啊，再來啊，混帳！ That's what l'm talking-- that's what l'm talking about, bitch!
( whimpers )
( honking )
( honks )
哦，快啊！ Oh, come on!
Yah!
呀哈哈，快來啊！ Yah ha ha, come on!
想甩掉我們？王八蛋 我們又回來了 Thought you lost us, motherfucker. We back, motherfucker. We back.
看你還敢得意，賤人！ Who's laughing now, bitch!
( moaning )
媽的 Shit.
快點！ Come on!
來跳恰恰吧！ Here's Cha Cha!
你這個神經病的混蛋！ You've been such a lunatic bastard!
對不起！ l'm sorry!
什麼？ What?
我不是故意的，我只是開個玩笑 l didn't mean anything. l was just playing around.
哦，他只是開個玩笑！ Oh, he was just playing around!
- 只是玩笑！ - 是嗎，我可不是和你開玩笑！ - Just playing! - Well, l ain't playing with you!
Whoa!
( cheering )
哦，小心哦，小心哦 Oh, look out, look out, look out.
看好路標哦 ZOE: ( laughing ) What's your sign?
哦，該死！ Oh, shit!
媽的 - ( debris rumbles underneath ) - Oh, shit.
別跑，別跑 混蛋，別想跑 Don't run, don't run, motherfucker, don't run.
這小可愛在加速呢！ This baby's on speed!
Whoa!
- 啊！ - 好！ - Aah! - Yeah, yeah!
好！ Yeah!
他媽的耶酥基督啊，總算甩掉了 Jesus fucking Christ, it's about time.
( sighs in relief )
快快快快快快！ ABBlE: Go, go, go, go, go, go!
千萬別是死路 Please don't dead-end.
千萬別是死路 Please don't dead end.
千萬別是死路 Please don't dead-end.
千萬別是死路 TOGETHER: Please don't dead-end.
千萬別是死路 Please don't dead-end.
那個混蛋在那兒 Oh, there the motherfucker is.
上上上！ ABBlE: Go, go, go!
撞他，撞他，撞他！ Get him, get him, get him!
Unh!
( laughing hysterically )
( Stuntman Mike yells like a banshee )
救救我！ Oh, help me!
( continues screaming )
小心點，我的右手臂斷了 Be careful. My right arm's broken.
是這只嗎？ This one?
你想吃屎嗎？ ZOE: Oh, you want some shit?
王八蛋，來舔我的屁股吧 Motherfucker, kiss my fucking ass.
( Kim yells, laughs )
Uhn!
( groans )
Yah!
( Stuntman Mike grunting )
王八……蛋！ Mother...fucker!
王八蛋！￣ Motherfucker!
混帳！ Asshole!
劇終
( cheering )
* 別再亂搞女人啦 * & Harg up the chick habit &
* 別再這樣，老爸 不然你很快就會成孤寡 * & Harg it up. Daddy. oryou'll be alore ir a quick &
* 別再亂搞女人啦 * & Harg up the chick habit &
* 別再這樣，老爸 不然你就再也沒救啦 * & Harg it up. Daddy. oryou'll rever get arother fix &
* 我不是在開玩笑 集中注意，別裝傻 * & h'm tellirg you it's rot a trick. pay attertior. dor't be thick &
* 不然就要打你屁屁啦 * & Oryou're liable to get licked &
* 你會知道為什麼 她們把你當人渣 * & You're gorra see the reasor why wher they're spittirg ir your eye &
* 她們會把你當人渣 * & They'll be spittirg ir your eye &
* 別再亂搞女人啦 * & Harg up the chick habit &
* 別再這樣，老爸 女孩不是補品也不是藥 * & Harg it up. Daddy. a girl's rot a toric or a pill &
* 別再亂搞女人啦 * & Harg up the chick habit &
* 別再這樣，老爸 明知危險你還往下跳 * & Harg it up. Daddy you're just jumpirg for a spill &
* 看你的泡泡怎樣爆 * & Oh. how your bubble's gorra burst &
* 等你看到下一位護士 她會開著你的靈車 * & Wher you meet arother rurse she'll be drivirg ir a hearse &
* 當她們一齊把你撲倒 你會需要一堆膠 * & You're gorra reed a heap of glue wher they all catch up with you &
* 她們會把你撕成兩條 * & Ard they cut you up ir two &
* 你的耳朵嗡嗡響 鳥兒們也停止叫嚷 * & Now your ears are rirgirg the birds will stop their sirgirg &
* 一切都成灰色調 * & Everythirg is turrirg gray &
* 你的櫃子沒有糖 美人兒也都泡了湯 * & No cardy ir your till. ro cutie left to thrill &
* 星期二你成了光棍一條 * & You're alore or a Tuesday &
* 別再亂搞女人啦 * & Harg up the chick habit &
* 別再這樣，老爸 不然你很快就會成孤寡 * & Harg it up. Daddy. oryou'll be alore ir a quick &
* 別再亂搞女人啦 * & Harg up the chick habit &
* 別再這樣，老爸 不然你就再也沒救啦 * & Harg it up. Daddy. oryou'll rever get arother fix &
* 我不是在開玩笑 集中注意，別裝傻 * & h'm tellirg you it's rot a trick. pay attertior. dor't be thick &
* 不然就要打你屁屁啦 * & Oryou're liable to get licked &
* 你會知道為什麼 她們把你當人渣 * & You're gorra see the reasor why wher they're spittirg ir your eye &
* 她們會把你當人渣 * & They'll be spittirg ir your eye &
* 你會知道為什麼 她們把你當人渣 * & You're gorra see the reasor why wher they're spittirg ir your eye &
* 她們會把你當人渣 * & They'll be spittirg ir your eye &
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